I have succumbed to the LOTR section at ff.net. Oh, God help me. ::weebles::

iscaris's Through Bitter Chains ish v. good, though.

The Man With the Golden Wand, Chapter 3.

Or, "What Happens When You Promise Diri a Review and Don't Deliver".

Poll:

If you ran a big fanfiction archive (like, say, FANFICTION.NET), wouldn't you think it would be COURTEOUS to send an e-mail to your users saying you were going to delete ALL of their fics about REAL PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY IF THEY WERE USERS FOR OVER TWO FUCKING YEARS AND OVER 3/5 OF THEIR STORIES UP WERE INVOLVED!This is the last straw. I ( Read more... )

Read Snow White, Harry Potter Style. You know you want to. Stories with sentences like, "No matter how mighty Voldemort was, he was unable to bear children, so he hated Princess Harry with all his heart" are just too good to pass up.

And, ( An excerpt from NaNo novel, 'Where Valor Proudly Sleeps' )

GOD how I despise it when people whine.

( Stance/Letter that I wrote to the Newsies Mailing List on FF.Net's new )

'He wouldn't have stood a chance,' joked Oliver, looking happier than he did a while ago. 'He's got a sword and a pony, I've got a wand and a broomstick, you're as good as mine.'

Zeft, you've converted me.

*melts*

Note to self: Do not listen to Thank You while reading sad stories.

Oh my gosh. Read this. Seriously, I'm wibbling over here.

Was thinking of telling off this person, but then I realized that they had to put up with this person and immediately felt sorry for them. Sort of. Not really.

To: newsies@yahoogroups.com ( Read more... )

Irina gave me a review for "Forgiven" and I'm not sure I want to read it.

*weebles*

Edit: Review not bad. Weebling for nothing. Loff you, Irina.

When he came to the Academy earlier that year, Oliver Wood had taken a particular interest in Ginny. He had quit Puddlemere after discovering second rate Quidditch players didn’t get paid very well. He had decided to pursue another interest of his: ordering people around. :D ( Read more... )