Don't poke me on facebook... ESPECIALLY not on Valentine's Day... like you're gonna take advantage of my heightened state of emotions or some shit. I'm not ugly. You are. Don't waste my time. You know if you're ugly. I mean... you should know. Otherwise, you're just oblivious to life.
The majority of the people using you today, will be using you because they don't have something/someone better to do on Valentine's Day. So this pretty V-Day layout deal... not such a great idea.