Sex Top Ten

[dramaqueen_23]

My employment at a sex shop was fodder for some interesting conversation during my friends' wedding this past Thursday. Try as I might, I could not dissuade the groom's family of the notion that "workshop facilitator" is a euphemism for "sex therapist". A couple of guests threw some sex-related queries my way, which seems to be par for the course

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[sugarmommaless]

I get so annoyed every year when they say vagina in the Vagina Monologues at times when they really mean the vulva.

[dramaqueen_23]

Speaking of which, are you going to audition?

[sugarmommaless]

I'm tempted. Very tempted.
Are you?

[_delicateterror]

Love this post! :)

[dramaqueen_23]

Thank you!

[seanchaidh]

Just discussed this list with roomie, and we love it. Great stuff. And the roomie says, "Love it, girl!"

So if you're having problems with that nanowrimo, maybe you should instead be writing a book about sexuality. Seriously. This is entertaining. Each chapter could be one of those topics you discussed!

And we still need to go for coffee.

[dramaqueen_23]

I'm planning an all-girls clothing swap for early next month. There will be hot coffee-like drinks and I'll definitely send you an invite.

[seanchaidh]

Name the date. :)

[seanchaidh]

Btw, do you mind if I link to this on my own LJ?

[dramaqueen_23]

Not at all! I'd be flattered.

[jits]

Other wise, take the pill, use a sponge, condom up, whatever. Heterosexual intercourse is a reproductive act. Babies happen. Any kind of sexual contact with another human being is intensely intimate and involves getting your parts entagled with another organism. STIs happen. So for the love of pete, if you don't want and baby and you don't want to be sick, take responsibility for yourself and your actions and gear up before you get down.

Speaking as the father of two children, both of whom are the result of birth control, use two of the above. Possibly three. Four if you think you're both particularly fertile.

[dramaqueen_23]

Thank you. I should have pointed out that protection is not a guarantee. At work we use the term "safer sex", since there's really no such thing as totally safe sex. It's an inherently risky activity. The chances of a pregnancy and/or STI can be reduced but never eliminated entirely. In your case, I'd say you definitely got the most pleasant of all possible sex-related surprises :)

[jits]

I er... tripped. Fell over. Whoops.

But yes, 10 times better than herpes I suspect. 100 times better than HIV.

I'm starting to tell people that my major goal in life now is to have a planned pregnancy with someone. Third time lucky?

[dramaqueen_23]

Kids: Ten times better than herpes.

Now there's a pro-parenting slogan