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Alice, by Shel Silverstein
She drank from a bottle called DRINK ME
And up she grew so tall,
She ate from a plate called TASTE ME
And down she shrank so small.
And so she changed, while other folks
Never tried nothin' at all. -
Weird
While shopping at Sainsbury's (one of many London supermarkets) today, I found myself pestered by an obviously troubled man who continued to mutter "queer" and "strange" (and maybe "abomination") while staring and slightly following me throughout the store. I instinctively ignored him, understanding that some sort of mental deficiency (and ( Read more... ) -
Thoughts
God save me, I am terribly addicted to RuPaul's new album, CHAMPION. I especially can't stop listening to "Tranny Chaser," Ru's attempt at hip-hop. Ahhh ( Read more... ) -
Whoa!
I received a wedding invitation, which included an RSVP whose stamp was an open pomegranate, seeds glistening. All I can think is: HOW INAPPROPRIATE! Seriously, this bride better prepare herself for pregnancy now ( Read more... ) -
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Sound bite
From an episode of Are You Afraid Of The Dark, featuring Tara Lapinski:
Jake: So you're telling me you're, like, a lizard girl from outer space on a mission to destroy a band of intergalactic flesh-eating parasites that wanna eat Earth, and then make this your home?
Tara: That's about it.
Truer words were never spoken.
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I tasted the following little-known foods for the first time ( Read more... )