I'd like to request one world hop for myself and my motorcycle! Will give out more information once someone shows interest.

I was wondering if there was anyone here that might know a thing or two about motorcycles? Normally I'd take my bike to get fixed, but that's what I did and he messed it up worse than it was when I took it. Guess I could take it to someone else, but I don't really trust anyone around here. There was a guy back home that I trusted, but I've moved ( Read more... )

...I feel like celebrating. Anyone know of a good bar?

[ End of Resident Evil 5 canon. Spoilers in comments. Proper posts coming soon, he is not serious here, but he will celebrate with friends. This is just him being a jerk. He misses him, really. ]

"How to" Survive a Zombie Attack

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Leaving for West Africa; Ricardo Irving is wanted for questioning. I will be right back.

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I know I shouldn’t be wasting my time doing silly things online, especially considering I have several calls that I should be making at the moment, but my wife is worried that I’m going to work until I fall over dead, so showing her that I do, in fact, know how to relax might put her fears at ease ( Read more... )

I've got this friend who's freaking out because his little sister has a guy she likes. He's always been really protective over her, can't really blame him with everything that's been going on. This friend is always going, "THIS GUY NEEDS TO BE THE BEST! BE THERE FOR YOU!! CAN'T BE JUST ANYONE!!" Well, I think this guy she's interested in is a good ( Read more... )

Heh, so. I was just surfing the web and I came across this, uh, video. They're making a movie of you guys? Real convincing, I'm sure. Shit's the stupidest I've seen in a while.

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[ The only sounds you hear to begin with are the sounds of Chris adjusting himself. He's had quite the beating, so his voice is a little strained. ] ... Damnit... Listen, members of DramaDramaDuck -- for your safety, do not trust Albert Wesker under any circumstances - whatever bullshit he feeds you, it's a lie. He is--

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