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[pathofprotector]

"How to" Survive a Zombie Attack

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[visestvita]

Ah, here you are, bored at work while Chris fights for his life. The poor thing.

[pathofprotector]

...Shut the hell up, Wesker! I hope Chris kills you once and for all.

[visestvita]

As much as I admire both your and Chris's resolve, it's utterly futile.

[pathofprotector]

Stop with all the games. Someone will eventually stop you and I can't wait for that to happen.

[touchofgenius]

I think my IQ just plummeted down to your brother's level from watching that.

[pathofprotector]

Hah, bet you took one of those internet tests to get your IQ.

[touchofgenius]

Actually, the Internet hadn't been invented quite yet. I appreciate that you tried to come up with an original insult, though.

[pathofprotector]

Um... Internet was invented in 1957 to be technical and I don't think you're that old.

[wannabesanta]

That was edjumicational and entertaining.

But nadda like the zombies over there I take.

[pathofprotector]

Nothing like them.

[wannabesanta]

Ah. Haven't seen one yet.

And hopefully, it shall stay that... That way.

[pathofprotector]

Hope you don't have to see one. I'd like to see Wekser and Birkin eaten alive by these zombies.

[losttheplanet]

I can't believe someone wasted more than five minutes making that. And you say you're bored at work? Clearly, you're not bored enough.

Besides, even if there were zombies, the biggest issues the high infection rates. They're like Tribbles, except worse because at least Tribbles don't come with a taste for living tissue and a nigh incurable virus. Just drop one of those poor bastards on an inhabited planet and you've got a serious problem on your hands. Bigger problem than the expert advice that the internet can provide.

This is what happens when you watch one too many zombie flicks with Jim, never mind me. It's all hogwash, anyway.

[pathofprotector]

...I deal with filing paperwork for an organization that deals with helping the families of those who are affected by bioterrorism. Along those who suffer from "bioterrorism" are the few that survived the Raccoon City incident where the dead did come back to life and there was risk of infection. I am one of the survivers and somehow find it funny at how people can joke about "zombies" when they've never actually encountered them.

I use to like zombie flicks until it became actual life for me.

[losttheplanet]

Maybe if you wanted people to take "zombies" seriously, you could do better than post a joke of a video about it. Unless you'd rather people take that advice at face value and wind up with enough infections to make the plague look like a walk in the park. Misinformation is the hardest thing to fight about any disease, whether it makes you crave human flesh or miss a week of work, and here you are, spreading it here. And, believe me, I know what I'm talking about here.

I may not have any experience with that strain, but I know how bioterrorism works and it's not pretty. It's taking the one solid, stable, helpful science in the world and perverting it into just the goddamn opposite. My condolences about all that's gone wrong over there, that shouldn't happen to anyone, anywhere.

[pathofprotector]

I was just looking for something to distract me from the shit that's happening right now. My brother is out there fighting Wesker so we can put an end to this. How come Steve can post some stupid video and everyone is all har har but when I do, I feel fucking stupid for doing it.

Look, I'm sorry okay? I just..

Fuck it. Not like it matters anyway. I fucked up and I can't even help my brother..

[autobot_girl]

Cool! So my hockey stick should work just fine.

[pathofprotector]

Metal one?

[autobot_girl]

My new one's metal. I kinda busted my old wooden one on a big robots leg.

[pathofprotector]

Never played hockey before, but it always looked fun.