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[hastypingtodo]

So, whose world has Halloween? It's coming up here, and the president is in fine form. He just read a book on it, I guess.

I now know more about Halloween than I ever wanted to. Ever. If I hear the words "Salem Witch Trials" ever again, I'm going to burn someone at the stake.

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[negative_five]

Do you work at the White House, too?

[hastypingtodo]

"Too"? You've met Josh, I guess. I'm his secretary.

[negative_five]

That must be... fun.

[hastypingtodo]

You know, it actually really is.

[thirstsforred]

Oh, I'm ready for it, all right. Pranking everyone? Scaring the pants off people? Heck yes, count me in!

[hastypingtodo]

Man... Isn't anyone in it for the free candy, anymore?

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[merlinastrice]

Halloween? What are the Salem Witch Trials?

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[hastypingtodo]

Oh kid. If you weren't dating my friend, I would be so willing to let you learn.

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[merlinastrice]

Why would my dating Ariadne stop you from telling me...?

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[hastypingtodo]

Your dating Ariadne stops me from theowif you in a room with the president and letting him tell you.