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[hastypingtodo]

So, whose world has Halloween? It's coming up here, and the president is in fine form. He just read a book on it, I guess.

I now know more about Halloween than I ever wanted to. Ever. If I hear the words "Salem Witch Trials" ever again, I'm going to burn someone at the stake.

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[negative_five]

Do you work at the White House, too?

[hastypingtodo]

"Too"? You've met Josh, I guess. I'm his secretary.

[negative_five]

That must be... fun.

[hastypingtodo]

You know, it actually really is.

[negative_five]

Really? Maybe you should offer him some company. He seems pretty miserable by myself while he's recovering.

[hastypingtodo]

Oh, please, don't fall for that.

[negative_five]

What do you mean?

[hastypingtodo]

Josh is fine. His personality doesn't improve much when he's in the office.

Besides, I'm over there three times a day.

[negative_five]

... he didn't make it sound like you were.

[hastypingtodo]

See, what did I say? Whiney.

[negative_five]

Well, that or he doesn't like your company much.

[hastypingtodo]

Ok, you know what? Where was this conversation? I need to know what I'm dealing with.

[negative_five]

Here, since you're apparently that curious.

[hastypingtodo]

And from that, you took away that he's neglected and lonely?

[negative_five]

Well, he didn't mention you even once, and you're going there three times a day. I'm just saying, he doesn't seem very appreciative of your efforts.

[hastypingtodo]

Yeah. I could have told you that.