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[whatashipis]

[ Cue two Jack Sparrows -- one big and dirty and one teenage-sized. The smaller one is significantly cleaner and has some pretty good posture in comparison. Or was that better balance? One sways. He knocked a hat off his head. ]

I can't wear a hat?

Because I'm Captain and I wear a hat, tiny beardless me.Yes, but I'm you and you're me and

Comments

[bbsinspawn]

Is he okay?

[whatashipis]

Good question. Can I get back to you on that?

[bbsinspawn]

[Wary.]

Sure, I guess.

[whatashipis]

I'm hard to figure out.

[pettedasnake]

I think I like there being two of you!

[andthehat]

You would, wouldn't you~?

[pettedasnake]

You were really cute.

Still are, but different now.

[whatashipis]

Cute?

[whatashipis]

It's an invisible beard.

[andthehat]

Oi oi! You're the loser. You're equally lame in all forms, aye?

[video forever;]

[mistlyohdomo]

Maybe you need two hats.

[whatashipis]

Two hats would solve this dilemma.

[mistlyohdomo]

You can make one like Mama does, out of newspaper.

[andthehat]

Newspaper?

[halfbloodalways]

[Have a pint-sized prat]

Why are you fighting over a hat?

[andthehat]

Hats are most important, tiny Snapple.

[halfbloodalways]

[Have a look of disgust]

Snapple?!

[andthehat]

Now I know you have a horrible name but there's no need to get snappish at me for it.