[Crocker's Classroom Spy Camera Video]

[crackpotcrocker]

[Older Denzel is in his classroom, at the chalkboard. The board has the words, “Today’s Lesson: Biology” being written on, as well as some stick figure of fairies on the side. With ‘fairies are real’. Above the chalkboard is an American flag and on the America flag, a phoenix is perching. The face on the clock reads, 7: 45, and the sound of the

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[ihatepsychology]

The younger version of you seems significantly more intelligent.

[ihatepsychology]

In which case, that would be more paleontology.

Yes, prehistoric humans, pre-modern humans, modern humans, and the primates that are possible predecessors to even Australopithecus afarensis. While it does deal with Darwin's Theory of Evolution, there is a significant amount more beyond that which needs to be taken into consideration.

Even if magic and fairies were to exist, it wouldn't undermine the entire history of the world, so it would still be very significant to understanding the human species as a whole.

[crackpotcrocker]

That's like what I had in mind because you know, dinosaurs are so radical!

[Older Crocker continues to sharpen the pencil and as he does is looking over at Bones and not what he's doing] Yes, I know but it's not like the child knows Darwin's Theory even. I thought you wheren't paying any attention to me.
Shows what you know about magic, which is - NOTHING! [He notices that he's bending over more then usual and comes to the realization his tie got stuck into the pencil sharper]

FIDDLE STICKS!

[Little Crocker just blinks about the remark about magic and fairies doing that because he knows that to be true]

Yeah......

[Back to Bones] Australopithecus afarensis? [messing up the pronunciation completely]

[ihatepsychology]

I'm not sure that radical is the correct word, but I assume that you mean they're very interesting and I would have to agree from a scientific point of view.

[ Back to ignoring Crocker. >\ ]

Australopithecus afarensis. [ She repeats it so that he hears the correct pronounciation. ] It's a bipedal primate that is likely to have been the predecessor to Homo sapiens.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Older Crocker struggles to get his tie out of the pencil sharper, as he does so he's mumbling angerly to himself, or cursing under his breath, hence he can. Before - RIP! His tie breaks and he falls flat to the floor.] OW! FIDDLE STICKS! [Then groaning, yeah. He really hates his life]

Australopithecus afarensis. [Slowly and this time pronounced right]
You know I'm like nine, right? But I totally dig these new words. You know.

[ihatepsychology]

[ She glances at him for a moment, because that was kind of pathetic. Then back to Denzel. ] Age should not limit one's intellectual pursuits. In fact, the younger you are the more likely you are to remember information. At that age, the best thing you can do is learn as much as you can while your brain is in the appropriate stage of development.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Older Crocker manages to get himself up and then proceeds over to his desk, eyes around before he opens a drawer. Pulling out a stick points that at the pencil sharper that appears to glow all magically, Crocker circles his hand and the sharper spits out his half of tie. That then magically floats up to Denzel and then pressing the stick between the tear, and then magically his tie is now hanging whole. Puts the stick away. Then proceeds to write this on the board with chalk.]

I totally just meant I wasn't sure what you where like talking about, you know. Like what's homo sapien, you know.

[ihatepsychology]

"Homo sapien" is the scientific name for human beings.

[ Oh Punnet squares. They are the most useless thing in the history of genetics for anything beyond basic Mendelian traits. ]

[crackpotcrocker]

Diggin' that man. Like totally thanks for the information. I'll have to go to the library, man.

[ihatepsychology]

The library is very useful.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Lit Crocker runs off out of the classroom or at least tries, till the bent out of shape Older Crocker picks him up] Oh, no you don't. You need a hallpass for that.

[Lit Crocker] It's The Man, man.

[Older Crocker eyes Brennan out of the corner of his eye for a moment then back to the child] You're staying here. I don't need you to repercussion anything on me. I have enough dejavu as it is but that's besides the point. FAIRIES!

[ihatepsychology]

[ Little Crocker needs a DIVERSION. Brennan knows this. If he comes back to talk again she'll totally give him a suggestion. ]