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A Public Service Announcement

Sep 07, 2011 03:53

This is a Public Service Announcement. If a young, redheaded Russian whizkid comes to you saying that something was invented in or originated from Russia, he's lying. This includes ( Read more... )

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[Written] not_a_clotpole September 7 2011, 13:25:40 UTC

I...

What?

What is Russia? What is the United States?

What are half these things on this list?!

[Arthur is thoroughly, thoroughly confused.]

takeitoutofpark September 7 2011, 21:02:10 UTC

Oh, sorry. I forgot that there are other people out there that aren't familiar with this kind of stuff. Russia, the United States and Japan are countries on Earth.

I'm really hoping you know what air and water are, though.

not_a_clotpole September 8 2011, 01:18:08 UTC

I am from earth. But it would seem yours is different? Are you from that Duck place?

And OF COURSE I know what air and water are, I mean really.

takeitoutofpark September 8 2011, 11:55:06 UTC

I'm definitely from that Duck place. This is a Duck place post.

Well, you did say half of those things...

not_a_clotpole September 8 2011, 12:43:21 UTC

[Please excuse Arthur, he's still trying to figure this place out! There's nothing else in his time to compare it with.]

And I assume also you have to be a future person?

I suppose I was exaggerating, but what exactly is television? And movies?

takeitoutofpark September 9 2011, 06:34:26 UTC

23rd century.

Television and movies are a modern form of entertainment. Moving pictures on a screen.

not_a_clotpole September 9 2011, 10:20:14 UTC

23rd century?

...

...

Right...well, that's a long long time in the future.

takeitoutofpark September 10 2011, 08:01:04 UTC

Yeah, I get that from time to time. When are you from?

not_a_clotpole September 10 2011, 08:32:51 UTC

It's the 36th year of King Uther's reign.

[Which undoubtedly is no help to Sulu whatsoever, so he adds.]

In the year 1106.

takeitoutofpark September 10 2011, 08:39:22 UTC

Oh, wow. There aren't many people from that far back wandering around. Merlin's probably the only other one I know.

not_a_clotpole September 10 2011, 09:06:18 UTC

....

Merlin? MERLIN is here?

[Arthur is all kinds of disturbed by the idea. The whole thing could get very very awkward...]

takeitoutofpark September 10 2011, 09:35:32 UTC

[...Oops.]

Merlin's a pretty... common name. I could be talking about a different Merlin altogether.

not_a_clotpole September 10 2011, 09:44:53 UTC

I can't say I've ever met another Merlin...But you're probably right. I can't imagine MY Merlin stumbling onto this place. I mean, I find it confusing enough, he'd probably be a gibbering mess.

takeitoutofpark September 10 2011, 09:53:24 UTC

Yeah, whatever Merlin you're talking about can't be the Merlin I know.

Oh, I forgot. My name's Sulu.

not_a_clotpole September 10 2011, 10:07:47 UTC

Sulu, that's an interesting name.

Prince Arthur of Camelot.

takeitoutofpark September 10 2011, 10:24:33 UTC

It's Japanese.

Oh. [Double whoops.] That's impressive.

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