A Public Service Announcement

[takeitoutofpark]

This is a Public Service Announcement. If a young, redheaded Russian whizkid comes to you saying that something was invented in or originated from Russia, he's lying. This includes:

■ Sports
■ Holidays
■ Music
■ Television
■ Movies
■ Entertainment in general
■ Occupations
■ Animals
■ Plants
■ Water
■ Air

Generally, things that he insinuates are Russian in origin are actually from the United States. Or, more likely, Japan. Possibly parts of Europe, but more likely the US or Japan. Most likely, Japan.

Thank you for your time, and I hope you keep yourselves safe from this crazy kid.