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[creepyshitking]

[No one will be able to worldhop in. Dexter is in his car, the community recording him from somewhere on the dash.]

I like to think I have a good sensibility of 'irony.' But I also think our kidnappers missed the mark.

Rita, if you're there: I'll get them back. [cut out!]

Comments

[pinball_baby]

Wait, who got kidnapped?

[creepyshitking]

Astor and Cody. I'm going to meet them right now.

[pinball_baby]

Are they your kids?

[creepyshitking]

Yes. [Well, they were Rita's kids, but he doesn't even make the distinction. That's how far gone he is.]

[peoplesprincess]

Someone tried to kidnap you?

[creepyshitking]

My kids.

[peoplesprincess]

And they succeeded?

[creepyshitking]

Yeah, but the police are there. I'm going to meet them.

[fromacupboard]

Why would that be ironic?

[creepyshitking]

I'm just the blood spatter guy.

[locked]

[justasdamaged]

What happened? Why would anyone take the kids?

[locked]

[creepyshitking]

It's... a long story. Don't worry. The police are with them right now, I'm just going to meet them. [Well, sort of...]

[locked]

[justasdamaged]

... I want to know what's going on after you get the kids back.

[locked] unhackable.

[creepyshitking]

Cody's cub scout leader was murdered.