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[creepyshitking]

[No one will be able to worldhop in. Dexter is in his car, the community recording him from somewhere on the dash.]

I like to think I have a good sensibility of 'irony.' But I also think our kidnappers missed the mark.

Rita, if you're there: I'll get them back. [cut out!]

Comments

[pinball_baby]

Wait, who got kidnapped?

[creepyshitking]

Astor and Cody. I'm going to meet them right now.

[pinball_baby]

Are they your kids?

[creepyshitking]

Yes. [Well, they were Rita's kids, but he doesn't even make the distinction. That's how far gone he is.]

[pinball_baby]

Oh, jeez. I'm sorry man. Have you called the cops? Do you know who took them?

[creepyshitking]

The cops are there now. Don't worry.

[pinball_baby]

That's good. So-- everything's okay?

[creepyshitking]

Everything will be. [Once I kill him.]

[pinball_baby]

Good. Hey, if there's anything I can do to help, just ask, yeah?

[creepyshitking]

Of course, Finn. Thank you.

[pinball_baby]

No problem, man. Any time.