[It's a huge cave full of lava. And rocks. And roads. And soldiers looking miserable in their armor. And Kefka, who hasn't ditched his ridiculous outfit despite it having more layers than pound cake, whose mere presence is terrifying all the soldiers into huddling together.]Soldiers! We've got reports that people are blurting out dark secrets, so
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Also, that was a horrible pun.
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It was a great pun! Come on!
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It really wasn't.
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You have no taste in puns.
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[OH SNAP]
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All this time I let myself believe you were just a victim of circumstance. And now...
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[Kefka has the good grace to look something sheepish, which is the closest to regret that he can get to.]
But I'm not going to do this at you. I like you. And I'll pay for my crimes when the game is up. This is what a 'video game boss' does at the end, right? They fight then heroes and they die.
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[He still likes you, Scott. Come ooooon.]
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But let me note that I'm staying out of community shenanigans for now.
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uHH, wHY WOULDN'T WE TALK TO YOU,
aND, aLSO, i BASICALLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE LAST THING YOU SAID,
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And I'm offering to break stories for people who are trapped in them!
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i WAS KIND OF WONDERING, wHAT THAT SIZZLING SOUND WAS,
bUT, uHH,
yOU WERE HIS SUPERIOR, sO,
i'M NOT SURE IT'S MY PLACE TO, yOU KNOW, sAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, pROBABLY,
i DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,
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It's complicated. Do you want the long explanation or the short one?
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