17; dirty little secrets; evil evil evil; all your fourth wall are belong to me

Jun 16, 2011 12:21

[It's a huge cave full of lava. And rocks. And roads. And soldiers looking miserable in their armor. And Kefka, who hasn't ditched his ridiculous outfit despite it having more layers than pound cake, whose mere presence is terrifying all the soldiers into huddling together.]Soldiers! We've got reports that people are blurting out dark secrets, so ( Read more... )

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peoplesprincess June 16 2011, 18:23:38 UTC
What's the fourth wall?

Also, that was a horrible pun.

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sandinmyboots June 16 2011, 18:26:11 UTC
The wall between us and the audience. Or, the thing that makes a world follow the plotted line.

It was a great pun! Come on!

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peoplesprincess June 16 2011, 18:26:53 UTC
The "wall" between us and them is the fact that we're from different worlds.

It really wasn't.

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sandinmyboots June 16 2011, 18:29:18 UTC
There's a world where we're all fiction, I bet. I just need to find it....

You have no taste in puns.

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[video] littlemissaria June 16 2011, 18:26:18 UTC
[No words. Just...this face, forever]

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[video] sandinmyboots June 16 2011, 18:27:46 UTC
...Aria?

[OH SNAP]

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[video] littlemissaria June 16 2011, 18:53:49 UTC
[Just. More staring. This was more than she was ever expecting to see. Eventually she wrestles her voice into some sort of working order though it's very quiet when she speaks]

All this time I let myself believe you were just a victim of circumstance. And now...

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[video] sandinmyboots June 16 2011, 19:07:23 UTC
The Kefka who was a victim of circumstance is long dead. Theis Kefka who has actively chosen this life, fulfilling my role in this genre, has replaced him.

[Kefka has the good grace to look something sheepish, which is the closest to regret that he can get to.]

But I'm not going to do this at you. I like you. And I'll pay for my crimes when the game is up. This is what a 'video game boss' does at the end, right? They fight then heroes and they die.

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[and all Kasumi hears is that he is lonely] heavenly_home June 16 2011, 18:28:17 UTC
I'm sorry you don't have anyone to talk to. I may say that it has been a bit similar, in my case. Though at least there is this place.

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[lonely and punting people...] sandinmyboots June 16 2011, 18:31:12 UTC
There is! I'm quite happy to have it! It's been a great enrichment in my life.

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[narrow vision is narrow] heavenly_home June 16 2011, 18:38:53 UTC
I feel much the same. I am learning many things through this place, and meeting so many people.

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[the tunneliest of tunnel visions!] sandinmyboots June 16 2011, 18:44:14 UTC
There's lots of interesting people here! And lots of different things to hear!

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[video] lt_cmmdr_scott June 16 2011, 18:55:12 UTC
....you're a villain. [Aw man, and he actually liked you, Kefka.]

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[video] sandinmyboots June 16 2011, 19:10:39 UTC
Yep. Team evil, working for magic Mussolini, I kill people for a living, I"m a huge ham, team good hates me, et cetera and so forth. But I'm not going to do it to people on the community!

[He still likes you, Scott. Come ooooon.]

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[video] lt_cmmdr_scott June 17 2011, 01:17:44 UTC
An'... correct me if I'm wrong, but... you seem t'be insinuatin' that it's because you're written that way?

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[video] sandinmyboots June 17 2011, 02:35:14 UTC
I have no idea if I existed first or if the story did. But whichever, being the villain is what I've chosen to be. Don't mistake me for that Sylar twit.

But let me note that I'm staying out of community shenanigans for now.

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Throwing people in lava for thievery seems like a trollish thing to do, so... toreadorabull June 16 2011, 19:02:38 UTC
i'M CONFUSED,
uHH, wHY WOULDN'T WE TALK TO YOU,
aND, aLSO, i BASICALLY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THE WHOLE LAST THING YOU SAID,

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Kefka wishes he was a troll again xD sandinmyboots June 16 2011, 19:28:52 UTC
Oh! Throwing people into lava is usually considered overkill by humans. I'm allowed to do it because it keeps the soldiers in line and that's my job, but to other humans, it would come across as cruel.

And I'm offering to break stories for people who are trapped in them!

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toreadorabull June 16 2011, 19:49:30 UTC
oH, iS THAT WHAT HAPPENED,
i WAS KIND OF WONDERING, wHAT THAT SIZZLING SOUND WAS,
bUT, uHH,
yOU WERE HIS SUPERIOR, sO,
i'M NOT SURE IT'S MY PLACE TO, yOU KNOW, sAY ANYTHING ABOUT THAT, pROBABLY,

i DON'T REALLY KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS,

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sandinmyboots June 16 2011, 21:04:54 UTC
Most of the other humans are going to be upset about it. I didn't want this secret out because I like talking to them, it's a nice change of pace, but this virus has ruined that.

It's complicated. Do you want the long explanation or the short one?

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