17; dirty little secrets; evil evil evil; all your fourth wall are belong to me

[sandinmyboots]

[It's a huge cave full of lava. And rocks. And roads. And soldiers looking miserable in their armor. And Kefka, who hasn't ditched his ridiculous outfit despite it having more layers than pound cake, whose mere presence is terrifying all the soldiers into huddling together.]Soldiers! We've got reports that people are blurting out dark secrets, so

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[lt_cmmdr_scott]

....you're a villain. [Aw man, and he actually liked you, Kefka.]

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[sandinmyboots]

Yep. Team evil, working for magic Mussolini, I kill people for a living, I"m a huge ham, team good hates me, et cetera and so forth. But I'm not going to do it to people on the community!

[He still likes you, Scott. Come ooooon.]

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[lt_cmmdr_scott]

An'... correct me if I'm wrong, but... you seem t'be insinuatin' that it's because you're written that way?

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[sandinmyboots]

I have no idea if I existed first or if the story did. But whichever, being the villain is what I've chosen to be. Don't mistake me for that Sylar twit.

But let me note that I'm staying out of community shenanigans for now.

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[lt_cmmdr_scott]

An'... you enjoy bein' a villain. Killin' people an' all that.

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[sandinmyboots]

I would be a rather terrible soldier if I didn't.

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[lt_cmmdr_scott]

You don't have t'enjoy killin' t'be a soldier.

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[sandinmyboots]

Considering the sheer amount of homicidal monsters, homicidal bandits, and other types around here, if I didn't get some enjoyment out of it, I'd never leave the house.

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[lt_cmmdr_scott]

I'm military myself, y'know, I'm no' goin' t'tell you that killin' is wrong, because sometimes it's necessary, but...

I really think there are better ways o' dealin' with thieves an' things than... than throwin' 'em in lava. [Do you see this horrified expression on his face, Kefka?] A court martial would've served just as well. Y'know. Imprisonment, that sort o' thing.

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[sandinmyboots]

Theft from the Empire is punishable by death. [pokerface]

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[lt_cmmdr_scott]

That seems a bit harsh.

[He's well aware that Kefka's world is incredibly different from his own, but he really can't condone death as a punishment.]

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[sandinmyboots]

The Empire is cruel, even for our world; however, theft isn't something we can take lightly. Lack of supplies can be the difference between life and death.

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[lt_cmmdr_scott]

I understand that lack o' supplies can be the difference between life an' death, but... Look, I'm no' a pacifist by any stretch o' the imagination, because there's some things you've got t'fight for, but...

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[sandinmyboots]

[He'll wait until Scotty is done pontificating. Any day now...]

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[lt_cmmdr_scott]

I think it would be for the best if we didn't talk t'each other anymore.

[See what you've made him do, Kefka. HE'S BREAKING UP WITH YOU.]

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[sandinmyboots]

...What?!

[WHAT.]