Make a huge assed apology to every single person on here you pissed off! You owe 'em all one favor you gotta carry out, no matter what--unless it involves risking yer own life or killing someone or hurtin' someone else and puttin' yourself in a favor-apology loop. I'll give you a pass on that. 'Cause I'm generous.
You can even tell 'em I'm makin' you do it. But I wanna see you gushing about how sorry you are. Even if it's just to save yer own ass.
No way! No. Fucking. Way! It's bad enough to be humiliated by some snot-nosed brat, but to have to bow down to you? Forget it! And even if I did go through with it, you'd probably go back on your word and laugh at me anyway!
[Envy won't admit it, seeing that he's in the middle of an indignant ragefit, but he's seriously considering taking Greed up on his offer. After all, he's keenly aware of how vulnerable he is right now...]
I don't want you to bow down to just me. I want you bowing to that snot-nosed brat and all his cheery eyed, happily-ever-after friends and family, too. If you wanna just tell them you're scared shitless of me, instead of just making them think you're sorry, that's fine, too, but... if you're not scared of me, [With a snicker of a snort, he holds up on shielded hand, genuinely high on the thought of following up on his threat.] I guess I'll just find you and kill you right away
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[It's unfortunate that this is audio only, because Envy is making some very interesting expressions right now...]
You sonuva-- You don't even like the kid that much! And now you're gonna do him a favor by forcing me to-- [Envy growls, the sound terminating into a defeated sigh.]
You are such an asshole, you know that? No wonder Father never cared enough to try and bring you back into the fold...
Let's get one thing straight: I am not scared of you! But I'm not a complete moron, either. I know what you're capable of, and with this body... I wouldn't last two seconds against a Homunculus. I'll admit that. I'm just trying to buy myself some time, until I can get my real body back, understand?!
This ain't about like. [But it's clear Envy knows exactly what it's about. So, there's no need to monologue. Greed feels a snort that builds into a chuckle that threatens to crack into laughter expresses it all perfectly. He reigns it in before it gets that far, replying in a voice that, to anyone who didn't know better, would sound almost friendly but sympathetic.]
Aa. You're buying time and I'm selling it. Even though I don't need what you're buyin' with. Damn, I'm generous.
Yeah, yeah... Laugh it up now while you still can, big brother. Because when I get my real body back, I'll make sure that your generosity comes back to bite you in the ass...
Now, because I know how much you love taking advantage of loopholes in contracts, let's be crystal clear on what exactly is expected of me when I make this lame-ass "apology". It just needs to be big and public, right? That's it?
I can tell you to redo it as many times as I want 'till I get a good one. And I wanna see you sorry. And I'm the only one who can veto the payback favors people demand out of you.
I'm willing to cut you a deal.
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But I guess I'll humor you and hear your offer before I make a decision. What've you got?
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Make a huge assed apology to every single person on here you pissed off! You owe 'em all one favor you gotta carry out, no matter what--unless it involves risking yer own life or killing someone or hurtin' someone else and puttin' yourself in a favor-apology loop. I'll give you a pass on that. 'Cause I'm generous.
You can even tell 'em I'm makin' you do it. But I wanna see you gushing about how sorry you are. Even if it's just to save yer own ass.
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[Envy won't admit it, seeing that he's in the middle of an indignant ragefit, but he's seriously considering taking Greed up on his offer. After all, he's keenly aware of how vulnerable he is right now...]
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You sonuva-- You don't even like the kid that much! And now you're gonna do him a favor by forcing me to-- [Envy growls, the sound terminating into a defeated sigh.]
You are such an asshole, you know that? No wonder Father never cared enough to try and bring you back into the fold...
Let's get one thing straight: I am not scared of you! But I'm not a complete moron, either. I know what you're capable of, and with this body... I wouldn't last two seconds against a Homunculus. I'll admit that. I'm just trying to buy myself some time, until I can get my real body back, understand?!
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Aa. You're buying time and I'm selling it. Even though I don't need what you're buyin' with. Damn, I'm generous.
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Now, because I know how much you love taking advantage of loopholes in contracts, let's be crystal clear on what exactly is expected of me when I make this lame-ass "apology". It just needs to be big and public, right? That's it?
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And I'm not makin' any kinda video posts until I get some proper clothes first, got it?
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I don't wanna expose people to your naked ass. That's a requirement. Get dressed first.
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...Lavi's bringing me something to wear, so you're gonna have to wait. He better hurry his lazy-ass up...
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