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[aburningspirit]

[wearing a snazzy suit, kamina scrubs at face, voice muffled through his fingers:] Cross ruined my car.  Again.

What should the replacement be this time, community?

((OOC: AU'd to fit in with Cross being Bond, the Major being M, and Renji being a spy bro.))

Comments

[gingerbond]

I didn't ruin your car, your car didn't move fast enough to escape that --- [missile] minivan.

[aburningspirit]

You shouldn't have been using my car for the, uh...trip to the store in the first place!

[gingerbond]

It was the closest one.

[aburningspirit]

THERE WERE TONS OF OTHERS!

[constant_angle]

Nice suit, aniki!

[aburningspirit]

Thanks, Simon. [preens a little by straightening out his tie]

[constant_angle]

How come you're wearing it?

[aburningspirit]

You know why. It's for my job. The one I had ever since you got in high school.

[bare_my_fangs]

[There are no words. Just this face forever]

[aburningspirit]

What?

[bare_my_fangs]

1. Just. The suit, man. The suit.

2. We never helped you pick out a car the first time.

3. Why the fuck would you let Cross near your car in the first place?

[aburningspirit]

1. You're jealous.

2. No, but this is a different time so get to helping.

3. Wasn't my choice, otherwise he wouldn't have even touched it.