attempt number sixteen ♻ (voice) (virus) (fail filtered from iron family)

[autophoenix]

Consider this an S.O.S.

Please tell me someone here's an expert on figuring out how to get overprotective crazy seriously mentally unstable and probably dangerous fathers to stop freaking out on their daughters' boyfriends. Maybe like a twelve-step program or something?

Honestly, at this point, I'm willing to try anything. Just as long as I

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[ttlynotcable]

If you find anything, let me know. Not really a huge fan of being forced to sneak in.

[autophoenix]

Then I have super good news! Dad said you could come over for dinner. Like he wants to get to know you or something. I'm trying to be the optimist and not suspect him of trying to sneak attack you or something, so ... think you can make it?

[ttlynotcable]

I'll see what I can do, but I don't see why I couldn't.

[autophoenix]

You spoil me, seriously. Tomorrow night, better be here at 6:30 sharp.

[lockon2urheart]

That depends completely on what kind of guy Nate is, what his intentions are, and all the related questions. For the record, sneaking him in against your dad's wishes probably isn't winning you or him any brownie points.

[autophoenix]

Come on, give me more credit than that. He's a good guy. I wouldn't be with him if he weren't.

[lockon2urheart]

Alright, I guess I can give you that much - though, to be fair, I think it's safe to say you're biased. What kind of first impression did he make that has your dad so set against him, anyway?

[autophoenix]

Him dating me and the implied potential of that leading to the deflowerment of his daughter? I don't know.

[autophoenix]

Uhhh ... yes?

[entthront]

I just waited until dad got drunk, and then asked him permission! Oh, but you've gotta video it, or he won't believe you.

[autophoenix]

Have I told you lately that you're the best, Aunt Nena? I knew Emo was on the right track with the alcohol bribe, but this is even better.

[entthront]

I know I am! Tony's drunk like half the time anyway, so it'll be no problem!

[autophoenix]

So about this acquiring alcohol thing ... any chance you know of a good place to get a fake I.D.?

[hisownsun]

Let me know when you figure it out.

[Seriously he's married and can't catch a break.]

[autophoenix]

Hey, you've made it this long, you must have figured something out.

[hisownsun]

You can tell Nate to be their punching bag. That's the only reason I can figure they haven't tried harder to get rid of me.

[autophoenix]

I'm not letting them turn him into a punching bag, it's not fair. Dad will come around.