attempt number sixteen ♻ (voice) (virus) (fail filtered from iron family)

[autophoenix]

Consider this an S.O.S.

Please tell me someone here's an expert on figuring out how to get overprotective crazy seriously mentally unstable and probably dangerous fathers to stop freaking out on their daughters' boyfriends. Maybe like a twelve-step program or something?

Honestly, at this point, I'm willing to try anything. Just as long as I

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[entthront]

I just waited until dad got drunk, and then asked him permission! Oh, but you've gotta video it, or he won't believe you.

[autophoenix]

Have I told you lately that you're the best, Aunt Nena? I knew Emo was on the right track with the alcohol bribe, but this is even better.

[entthront]

I know I am! Tony's drunk like half the time anyway, so it'll be no problem!

[autophoenix]

So about this acquiring alcohol thing ... any chance you know of a good place to get a fake I.D.?

[entthront]

Just get Michael or someone to buy it for you.

[autophoenix]

Maybe if I convince Grandpa it's for me he'll buy me some.

[entthront]

Nah, he's totally lame and won't let me drink! I have to go through Tony! Try one of my brothers first.

[autophoenix]

I'll keep that in mind. Thanks for the advice.