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[fillmydarksoul]

Hey guys, I need a worldhop to see a certain sunglasses-clad little guy named Wesker for movie night. Do you think that someone could help a girl out?

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[det_goofball]

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[det_goofball]

Wait, I thought you said you want to see Wesker for a movie night. I think I misread it.

[fillmydarksoul]

Yeah, we're gonna watch the Resident Evil movies.

[det_goofball]

Two things. First, those films are shit, seriously, and secondly. With Wesker?

[visestvita]

'Little guy'.

[fillmydarksoul]

I didn't want to scare the person bringing me!

[visestvita]

Quite honestly, if the name 'Wesker' does not scare them, then I'm sure 'little guy' isn't going to make much difference.

[fillmydarksoul]

Wesker sounds like some sort of whisker hair dye.

[autophoenix]

... Why are you going to a movie night with him?

[fillmydarksoul]

It's a long story involving the Resident Evil movies and Wesker's movie adaptation.

It is not a date.
It is just movies, pizza, beer and me continuously mocking him.

[autophoenix]

... Wesker has a movie made about him?

[fillmydarksoul]

So, the world that he's from is apparently something famous over here and they made a movie adaptation of it. In the movies, he's a total tool; in real life, he covers drinks! Totally different.

[touchofgenius]

...You're doing what now?

[fillmydarksoul]

Movie night.

[touchofgenius]

With... Wesker?

[fillmydarksoul]

... Yes, with Wesker.

[bare_my_fangs]

Movies? I thought he spent all his spare time jacking off or something.

[fillmydarksoul]

Probably to himself. Which takes masturbation to a whole new level.

[bare_my_fangs]

If he does that while you're there then he has to be gayer than Birkin.

[fillmydarksoul]

... How gay is that.