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[fillmydarksoul]

Hey guys, I need a worldhop to see a certain sunglasses-clad little guy named Wesker for movie night. Do you think that someone could help a girl out?

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[autophoenix]

... Why are you going to a movie night with him?

[fillmydarksoul]

It's a long story involving the Resident Evil movies and Wesker's movie adaptation.

It is not a date.
It is just movies, pizza, beer and me continuously mocking him.

[autophoenix]

... Wesker has a movie made about him?

[fillmydarksoul]

So, the world that he's from is apparently something famous over here and they made a movie adaptation of it. In the movies, he's a total tool; in real life, he covers drinks! Totally different.

[autophoenix]

Wait, are you talking about the Resident Evil movies with Mila whatever her name is?

[fillmydarksoul]

Yeah, those are the ones we are going to watch!

[autophoenix]

Everyone I work with says those movies are horrible. I saw the first one and it was okay, but I never really had the time to watch the other two.

[fillmydarksoul]

Why do you think why we're watching them?

[autophoenix]

... Because they're bad?

[fillmydarksoul]

One day, I will teach you how to sit and mock someone.

[autophoenix]

Yeah, I think I got those lessons already. Except high school just calls it "cheerleading."

[fillmydarksoul]

I thought that was "jump around in short skirts spouting shit".

[autophoenix]

Yeah, you know, the actual cheerleading part was a surprisingly minor aspect.

[fillmydarksoul]

I don't know, I never went to high school.

[autophoenix]

...

You didn't?

[fillmydarksoul]

You do not need high school when you are from Hell.