[video]

[oneunderheaven]

[And the image cuts on to what appears to be a young person in a... questionably odd Hello Kitty (?) costume, who giggles and waves at the camera. Most likely a girl from the sounds of it when the character speaks, yes.]Hello, children! Please do not be alarmed at your surroundings, for I am here and I have lots of toys and delicious food and candy

Comments

[east_darkhorse]

You sound like a fucking pervert.

[oneunderheaven]

[Huffs! And pulls off his enormous mask with a bit of effort to reveal a face flushed in indignation. Though he looks a little tired, too, even as he points a paw at the camera.]

And you are no worse gathering all those children when you cannot care for them properly, aru. How will they eat?

[east_darkhorse]

I can take care of children just fine, and even if I don't that's why Spain and Hungary are there.

Unlike others my children doesn't stab me in the back.

1/3

[oneunderheaven]

[-did he just-?]

[nick_4_maya]

Oh, how cute!

[oneunderheaven]

You think I'm cute, aru?

[nick_4_maya]

Of course! It's really an adorable costume.

[oneunderheaven]

Aaaah, thank you, little girl! But surely you are just as cute, aru.

[killerbaseball]

... Are you a paedophile?

[oneunderheaven]

[The kitty shrieks!] NO!

[killerbaseball]

Then what, pray tell, are you doing addressing children in that costume?

[oneunderheaven]

Children love cute kitties, aru. It's so they won't be scared.

[gluttonforpasta]

...you are a very large cat.

[oneunderheaven]

That is very nice, thank you. Now go away, aru.

[gluttonforpasta]

Vehhhh, why?

[oneunderheaven]

I am not in the mood for your childishness, aru.

[maraihi]

Umm... We're not children anymore.

[oneunderheaven]

What?

[maraihi]

It was a virus. We're all adults again.

Except for the people who really are kids.

[oneunderheaven]

[And he removes the mascot's head, dejected.]

So I was too late, aru...