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[oneunderheaven]

[And the image cuts on to what appears to be a young person in a... questionably odd Hello Kitty (?) costume, who giggles and waves at the camera. Most likely a girl from the sounds of it when the character speaks, yes.]Hello, children! Please do not be alarmed at your surroundings, for I am here and I have lots of toys and delicious food and candy

Comments

[east_darkhorse]

You sound like a fucking pervert.

[oneunderheaven]

[Huffs! And pulls off his enormous mask with a bit of effort to reveal a face flushed in indignation. Though he looks a little tired, too, even as he points a paw at the camera.]

And you are no worse gathering all those children when you cannot care for them properly, aru. How will they eat?

[east_darkhorse]

I can take care of children just fine, and even if I don't that's why Spain and Hungary are there.

Unlike others my children doesn't stab me in the back.

1/3

[oneunderheaven]

[-did he just-?]

[oneunderheaven]

[OH NO HE DIDN'T]

[oneunderheaven]

YOU BE QUIET!

[east_darkhorse]

[Yes, yes he did.]

MAKE ME!