...What?

[chaos_component]

Another brilliant escapade you've all gotten yourselves into. But then again, this community is built upon a foundation of chaos, so I guess I can't blame all of you for this madness. Not completely, anyway.

Now. Would someone please explain to me what the hell is going on this time? Someone who is still sane and rational?

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[kicktothebeat]

Do I count?

[chaos_component]

I dunno. Are you still sane?

[kicktothebeat]

Was I ever, really? If you start out crazy does that work like staying sane and rational? What's the word, inertia.

[chaos_component]

I dunno. Organization XIII is a tricky creature to fully comprehend.

[unity_of_will]

Demyx doesn't count.

Apparently, in someone's world, all virgins have cat features. This has spread to many other people.

There's also something about matching tattoos, and people fighting as a team. I've got more important things to worry about right now.

[kicktothebeat]

I don't count?! Gasp.

The cat ears thing is pretty important to the people who have it, though.

[unity_of_will]

Like it's such a surprise.

Why, are they painful? There's nothing wrong with being a virgin. I didn't lose mine until -

...Well, when I lost mine is nobody's business. But I don't see the importance of cat ears.

[kicktothebeat]

I'm reliably sane enough to report on catboy viruses, I swear.

Anyway, the bonding thing with that tattoos can actually be pretty lifechanging on Youji's world, 'parently. But I don't know how far that's gonna go with just a comm virus.

[maraihi]

There's a lot of posts about this for something that's a bit less dramatic than a lot of other things that have happened.
Well, I guess being paired up with someone can be a little dramatic.
But most people are complaining about the ears part.

[thesandpirate]

C'mon, would you be comfortable with everyone knowing you're a virgin?

[maraihi]

...I got the virus too, you know.

[thesandpirate]

All right, let me rephrase that: The ones who are affected by the virus and still have their ears have every reason to complain. Some of us would rather keep our sex lives(or lack of a sex life) to ourselves.

[pwns_farplane]

Rape.

[deanof_medicine]

There is a virus going around.

[chaos_component]

Oh really? Totally couldn't tell.

[deanof_medicine]

No need to have a fit; I don't live on computer like you.

[chaos_component]

What can I say? It lessens the boredom and depression.