1st Class Zack, Reporting for Clean-up Duty!

Sep 13, 2009 09:32

Somebody remind me why I'm still cleaning up Shinra's fucking messes?

Oh, right, because otherwise the planet gets destroyed. Damn it.

One of these days I swear I'm just gonna let the shit hit the fan. Maybe if something actually comes back to bite them on the ass, they'll learn a lesson.

zack fair

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vmarsissmarter September 13 2009, 16:39:14 UTC
But then there won't be any planet left to appreciate your greatness.

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ddd_zack September 13 2009, 16:42:01 UTC
I'm sorta hoping one of these days they'll have a mess that isn't planet-destroying potential!

Then again, maybe that's too much to hope for, all things considered. Shinra seems to be a fan of the 'do it big or don't do it at all' philosophy.

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vmarsissmarter September 13 2009, 18:15:13 UTC
Just keep living the dream, tiger.

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company_bitch September 13 2009, 17:03:52 UTC
Genesis?

[Locked | ShinRa Level Hackable]

Zack, we need to talk.

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ddd_zack September 13 2009, 17:07:33 UTC
Dealt with. Congratulations, once again Shinra's mess gets tucked away neatly under the carpet where nobody will find out about it. And you don't even have to pay me for it, since I'm not working for you anymore.

Honestly, I'm not really sure I want to talk to anyone from Shinra right now. Not even you.

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company_bitch September 13 2009, 17:17:19 UTC
My thanks, Zack.

[Locked, damnit]

Nevertheless, I need to explain. The last few days... I was not myself. What I told you before, that ShinRa is all but destroyed, is true. What you saw over the last few days was because of a virus.

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[Locked | ShinRa Level Security Hackable] ddd_zack September 13 2009, 17:27:15 UTC
A virus? How the hell could a cold do something like that?

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blueflamechild September 13 2009, 17:10:50 UTC
They're destroying your world with the things they do?

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ddd_zack September 13 2009, 17:28:27 UTC
The world, the people... every time I turn around I'm neck-deep in it again. Old man Shinra doesn't give a rat's ass what the consequences of his actions are, as long as it makes him more money in the short term.

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blueflamechild September 13 2009, 17:37:16 UTC
...why is it up to you to clean it up? Isn't there anybody else?

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ddd_zack September 13 2009, 17:41:55 UTC
There aren't many who could handle someone as powerful as Genesis, no. Not even among the 1st Class. And I seem to be the only one who cares, or can track him, or something.

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falselineage September 13 2009, 17:13:10 UTC
Zack, where are you now?

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ddd_zack September 13 2009, 17:29:12 UTC
Like I'm going to tell anyone! Safe for the moment, and not in Banora anymore. That's all that matters.

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falselineage September 13 2009, 17:30:31 UTC
What were you doing in Banora?

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ddd_zack September 13 2009, 17:42:26 UTC
Dealing with Genesis. Saving the planet. Cleaning up for Shinra. Take your pick.

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