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[here_ichiichi]

Huh... Alright idiots,

anythin interestin happen while my ass was out? What I mean ta say is; anyone lose any limbs or other equal parts? 
You don't have ta lose parts ta be interestin. But it helps.

Point is, I hope at lease some'a ya stayed remotely sexy. Those of ya that never were; well there wasn't much hope ta start with.

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[themixedsky]

Well this is a familiar face.

[here_ichiichi]

yeah cause nothin is seemin real familiar here ta me

((the name of course. He'll kick himself when he knows its Xanxus, then bitch about how his memory is failing too soon haha))

[themixedsky]

How sad. Did you finally go insane?

( B) Bossu will be entertained by it )

[here_ichiichi]

..... Okay dick we get it. Now, share a little with me so I can get ta the part where I kick your ass.

[platycodon]

[here_ichiichi]

aand you'd be one'a tha ones that ain't got no hope ta start with.

what a damn shame.

[platycodon]

Why have you returned?

you didn't see that tiny--

[here_ichiichi]

Eeh shit got too borin' an' ya know, ya damn mooks are good for somethin.

Well, except for you. M'still tryin'a figure out what ya do for the rest'a us.
In any case. I never really left. Not really I guess. Sucks for you, huh?

[h4ck3r_61rl]

I like to think I'm always sexy.

[here_ichiichi]

Was there ever any doubt about that? Pretty sexy, ya.

[h4ck3r_61rl]

Never, baby. I always stay sexy.

[here_ichiichi]

goddamn I'll say ya do.

sexy is a bit of a understatement

[green_witch_w]

A lot happened, trust me.

[here_ichiichi]

Yea like what? I like ta think it ain't really nothin I'm gonna be too upset over.

[green_witch_w]

It's complicated. Where have you been? Are you alright?

[here_ichiichi]

Ain't it always complicated Elphaba?

I've been places. Just around an' doin my 'job'. M'just fine - ain't no need ta think about it.

Now what about yourself?

[tyki_tock]

I'm pretty sure I stayed sexy.

Sometime you have to come visit the private island my husband gave me while you were busy~

[here_ichiichi]

Your ass ain't even included Tyki cause there's never doubt about the sexy here.

your own island now too? While, you name tha day Tyki an' I'll be yours for tha day how bout that shit?

[tyki_tock]

Well now, I'm flattered. I feel the same way about you, though, so I guess it balances out.

That sounds perfect~

[here_ichiichi]

heh ya think so? what can I say... it's hard ta top somethin thats already perfect.

heh I can't wait.