[The feed begins as we see the view of the interior of a shop come into view, hazy and slowly at first. Two figures are seen standing in the room, and a third one is on the floor. As the video finally clears, we notice it’s Sol and Dante in Devil May Cry, and on the floor is Birkin. He looks absolutely scared out of his wits, with Sol just glaring at him and Dante casually propping a gun over his shoulder like a sword. You can hear Birkin slightly whimpering. Then, suddenly, Dante grins and yells upstairs.]
"TRISH. TRISH, GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, BABE."
[The woman comes flying out of her room upstairs to the bottom floor, draped in only a towel from the shower, thinking it's an emergency. Once her eyes settle on Birkin, she immediately goes to the nearest table and lifts it to throw at his head- only to stop herself after seeing Sol there. She puts it down, walks over to the scared scientist, and punches him in the face, sending him flying into the nearest wall.
After that, she pauses, her eyes moving back over to Sol, and then to Dante. Rage fills her face, and the next thing you know- she’s taken Rebellion and hurled it at Dante, impaling him on the spot, right through the chest.]
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!! WHY THE HELL DIDN’T YOU TELL ME?!
[Dante, of course, reacts to being impaled as he usually does- by letting out a grunt of pain, and then shrugging it off. This has happened so many times now, he’s gotten used to it, really. He grins, while Trish glares at him and Sol, then storms back upstairs in a fit. Dante calls up to her before the door slams, still having the sword stuck in him.]
“Welcome, babe. Trust me, you’ll be thanking me for this later.”
[The video cuts out, then comes back a few minutes later. Birkin is now bruised, has a bloody nose, and a few scrapes here or there. But otherwise, he’s unharmed. Sol is resting on the couch and Trish is close to him, still annoyed as hell, Dante’s now not impaled, slightly glaring at Birkin now. He’s pissed off as hell, because of what he’s just heard, but he won’t show it. Another jackass grin comes across his face before he readjusts the camera to focus on all four of them there. Then Dante chuckles before speaking towards the viewer.]
“Hey, Alby- got a second? First off, get your ass out of hiding. I’m sure Chris and the gang would love to kick your ass for lying to them about being dead. Second, we’ve got your bitch here, we’ll send him back, but just as a warning- we won’t go easy next time. You come on my world again, you’ll regret it.”
[And with that, he leaves the camera on, waiting for Wesker’s response.]
[[ooc: all replies will be video, unless otherwise stated. 8D; HAVE AT IT, GUYS, WESKER’S BACK AND DANTE’S NOT HAPPY.]]