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[eideticpsychic]

Dude. Dude. Gus. Gus, come look at this -- yes, I know that livejournal is for 12-year-old girls, can we move past this and onto the pointOh! I'm totally recording. So. Ducks. A wise man once told me that if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck and cooks like a duck, it's definitely a duck. None of you looks like ducks

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[hesmypuddin]

Hiya Shawn~

I say go with lamb anyway, as duck is way too rich ta eat on any sort of basis. I mean, ya could go with rabbit for the sake of irony, but even the biggest rabbit is still pretty tiny.

Are ya a real psychic?

I'm Harley, by the by!

[eideticpsychic]

Am I a real psychic. Would you listen to yourself? I knew someone was going to ask that, I had feeling. Of course I'm a real psychic, Harley. So, is that Harley like the motorcycle?

[hesmypuddin]

Well, what d'ya know! I can't say that I've met any psychics before now .. well, there's the gods an' all, but I don't count 'em amongst the regulars, ya know?

How did ya become a psychic? Were ya born that way or did ya get knocked on the head or somethin'?

Yeah, just like that, only it's short for Harleen. I ain't called that by anyone but my mom and my old co-workers, though. Harley is just fine with me, thanks very much.

[eideticpsychic]

Whoa, whoa, Harley, slow down. You lost me at gods.

1/2

[drcuddles]

You're always making an entrance, aren't you?

[drcuddles]

And you don't remember me, right. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Spencer.

[eideticpsychic]

I would say it's nice to meet you too, but I have a feeling we've met before somewhere. In a past life, maybe? I was a fruit vendor. I still get the urge sometimes - vending fruit: a strangely addictive pastime.

[drcuddles]

You could say we met in a past life, sure.

[mediator_suze]

Hey. You're back.

[eideticpsychic]

Dude, seriously? Three replies in and I'm already getting confused for other people. Ouch. How many Shawn Spencers are psychic? Come on.

[mediator_suze]

Ah. Not the old you then? That's a bit disappointing.

You look the same though. And so far you act the same.

[eideticpsychic]

...Spooky. And, how welcoming are you, telling me I'm a disappointment before I even get a good way to convince Dad to go for the duck.

[bluespring]

It's a pleasure to meet you, Detective Spencer. My name is Karen Minazuki.

There aren't really any ducks involved here.

[eideticpsychic]

Nice to meet you Karen, feel free to continue calling me detective - really, lots of people do, but Shawn's fine too.

So, I should try foodnetwork.com like Gus suggested?

[bluespring]

That's probably a good idea, yes.

[enigmaestro]

Psychic detective?

[eideticpsychic]

Now with 100% more dramatic echo.

[enigmaestro]

Psychic detective?

Don't toy with me.

[eideticpsychic]

Dude, who's toying? No offense, man, but you gotta cool it with the excitement. I appreciate the enthusiasm - really, you should see me when I'm in the zone, but your blood pressure does not understand it as well as I do.