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[eideticpsychic]

Dude. Dude. Gus. Gus, come look at this -- yes, I know that livejournal is for 12-year-old girls, can we move past this and onto the pointOh! I'm totally recording. So. Ducks. A wise man once told me that if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, talks like a duck and cooks like a duck, it's definitely a duck. None of you looks like ducks

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[enigmaestro]

Psychic detective?

[eideticpsychic]

Now with 100% more dramatic echo.

[enigmaestro]

Psychic detective?

Don't toy with me.

[eideticpsychic]

Dude, who's toying? No offense, man, but you gotta cool it with the excitement. I appreciate the enthusiasm - really, you should see me when I'm in the zone, but your blood pressure does not understand it as well as I do.

[enigmaestro]

2/idk

[enigmaestro]

3/pshhh

[enigmaestro]

asdkjksd

[enigmaestro]

DONE.

[enigmaestro]

You're insane.

[eideticpsychic]

Okay, look, high school was like ten years ago and name-calling was supposed to go with it.

[enigmaestro]

Actually, I was merely stating fact.

I never said it was a negative thing. No need to get presumptuous.

[eideticpsychic]

I know you think it's positive - psychic, remember? - but, I definitely do not.

[enigmaestro]

How could I forget your psychic abilities? I always remember bullshit.

I remember everything.

[eideticpsychic]

I have stumbled upon the biggest hub of nonbelievers I've ever come across - excluding the department, but they saw the light. Mostly.

[enigmaestro]

Ah, yes. A police consultant? Interesting. Where from, may I ask?

[eideticpsychic]

Santa Barbara.