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[spandex_rex]

Beloved denizens of DramaDramaDuck, I come before you today with gifts! I was pondering this wonderful creation, when I thought to myself, "Why, I should be sharing this with other villages besides Konoha!"

And then it dawned on me as I glanced toward my computer - "Nay, I should be sharing this with other worlds!"

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[spandex_rex]

Oh, hello there! You're a friend of this good sir I'm guessing?

Just a quick correction, I'm from Konoha, not Naruto - Naruto is one of my fellow villagers! Quite the energetic youth I must say. And I'm actually the real deal, though I wouldn't be surprised if there were some children out there who wanted to be like me. Don't worry though, everybody makes mistakes!

((OOC: This threadcrash made my day. ♥))

[doctor_nerd]

Ah, yeah sorry about that! Gai, is it? I know about Konoha, actually!

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My friend, Snake, he's a bit shy you see. A little embarrassed. But he was telling me he would love one of your outfits.

((We do our best to please. Mwaha.))

[spandex_rex]

That's correct! Might I ask your name? Oh, you do? How intriguing! I believe I've heard bits and pieces about some worlds being fictional in other worlds. Might that be the case where you are?

[LOCKED]
Ah, I understand completely! Don't you worry, I'll make doubly sure that Snake receives one. I'm sure he'll show his appreciation to you for asking for him!
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((OOC: 8D Oh, didn't see Otacon's other tag before. *flees to get that one*))

[doctor_nerd]

Ah, you can call me Otacon. It's nice to meet you, I've seen a few of the other ninjas jumping around this place.

I read all about your exploits all of the time, watch them as well! Thats not unnerving is it?

[Locked]
Oh good! I was so worried, he was fretting you see. He's so worried about having your approval.
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((Otacon..laughing so hard at Snake's misfortune.))

[spandex_rex]

A pleasure, Otacon! There are quite a few of my comrades here, and unfortunately some of our enemies too. Be careful!

So it's true then. Perhaps it is unnerving to know that our exploits are nothing but fiction in other worlds. But...I must admit I am also curious. I wonder if, in another world, you're also fictional...

[LOCKED]
He need not worry, for unless he is some sort of villain, gaining my approval will not be a problem!
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((OOC: Otacon better start running once Snake figures out that the green spandex monstrosity in his wardrobe is there because of him. >D))

[doctor_nerd]

I'll be careful, I think I can spot one of your villains from a mile away, I should hope. You be careful too, Gai.

..I'm beginning to wonder that myself. It's eerie to actually think about.

((Pft, he'll probably just sneak into Otacon's room late at night and leave a bloody knife on his bed or something.
Sides' Who knows where it came from, -wink wink nudge nudge.-))

[spandex_rex]

Ah, that's right! I suppose you'd be familiar with them! It'll work out to your advantage then so long as none of them decide to try and hunt you down anyway! Thank you my friend, I will!

It is...I try not to dwell on the fact. Surely it could drive a man mad!

((OOC: XD What a way to start the day...at least it wouldn't be a horse's head. Ah yes, of course, he'll never figure it out...))

[doctor_nerd]

Well, I kind of dropped the series after it came to America..oh, this doesn't make much sense to you. I'm still getting used to these, 'different worlds' I don't think Snake is ever going to believe it.

No kidding, dealing with life is hard enough without knowing it might be fake.

((It's better than folgers in your cup, thats for sure. No, it'd be a squirrel head. He's petty.))

[spandex_rex]

...? That's all right, it's quite a concept to wrap one's head around after all! We can try to convince him, though he seems more like a man who must be shown. He is welcome to visit Konoha if he'd like. And you too!

Oh, life can indeed get hard. Every road has its bumpy parts. What matters if that we strive on through the potholls of life, and that we take joy in the smooth, scenic routes when we do have them! Truly, if we do exist, then perhaps our life isn't fake...just by some twist of the universe, we exist differently elsewhere.

((OOC: *snerk!* What a gentleman. Wouldn't it be breakfast in bed for Snake though..? (I'm not entirely familiar with MSG but I've heard/seen jokes involving him eating animals.)))

[doctor_nerd]

..I would love to actually see your village! I don't know if I could bring Snake, I think he'd complain the entire time.

You should give pep talks, you really put a guy at ease.

((..Yeah so maybe it'd be a sweet gesture. Though thats more Naked Snake. His predecessor. Also..the original.

Can't believe so many people haven't played!))

[spandex_rex]

Fantastic! Just give the word when you're ready, and I'll make the necessary arrangements with Tsunade-sama! We'll try and get him to come along anyway, I'm sure he'd find something to enjoy in our village!

Ah, thank you so, Otacon! It warms my heart to know that the passionate words of my soul are moving after all! Especially since many seem to run away when I try to give a pep talk... If ever you find yourself in despair, don't ever hesitate to ask for inspiration!

((OOC: Aaah...*makes mental note*
I am ashamed to admit that I haven't really played it. ;_; My friend borrowed...I think it was MGS2, but we got stuck at the part where you play as Raiden and you end up on the rooftop where birds poop on you. She had to return it after that anyway. I have another friend who's big into it, so maybe I'll mooch the games from her.))

[spandex_rex]

I am! One of Konoha's best, Gai, the Beautiful Green Beast! But it's so sleek that it allows one to layer warming clothing over top without impeding on its design!

[spandex_rex]

That's not too surprising, as we are from other worlds after all! The spandex used for my outfit is a nice dark shade of forest green, so it actually blends into surroundings quite nicely! Unless I'm in a desert. Or Snow Country.