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[spandex_rex]

Beloved denizens of DramaDramaDuck, I come before you today with gifts! I was pondering this wonderful creation, when I thought to myself, "Why, I should be sharing this with other villages besides Konoha!"

And then it dawned on me as I glanced toward my computer - "Nay, I should be sharing this with other worlds!"

Comments

[graficmemory]

Yes, YES. AND YES!!!

I would like one! The ♥embracing♥ part is a selling point, for sure!

[spandex_rex]

And it's no exaggeration, good sir! You've made a great choice! Once you put it on, you'll feel the difference immediately! (I shall also make note of how effective the ♥embracing♥ part is for future offers.)

Arrangements shall be made shortly for it to be delivered to you. Might I ask your name, my friend?

[graficmemory]

The name's Maes Hughes, my good man! I can't wait to see for myself about this ♥embracing♥ effect.

[spandex_rex]

A pleasure to meet you!! I am Gai - Maito Gai, the Beautiful Green Beast of Konoha!

[ieatclay]

Wow. Gay.

[spandex_rex]

Many have said the same thing, but I beg to differ! Sexuality has nothing to do with superior design!

Hm, something seems awfully familiar about this character...

[spandex_rex]

"Don't knock it until you try it", as I believe the phrase goes!

[spandex_rex]

Oh, but I can assure you that I'm not suffering through it! I'd go so far as to say I'm loving it!

[weapons_fetish]

[spandex_rex]

Good afternoon Tenten! Are you feeling well? Finally considering one of these speedsuits for yourself?

[me_king]

...

You joke, right?

[spandex_rex]

I do joke, ha ha! But not about this - my offer is as real as the threads in these special garments!