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[spandex_rex]

Beloved denizens of DramaDramaDuck, I come before you today with gifts! I was pondering this wonderful creation, when I thought to myself, "Why, I should be sharing this with other villages besides Konoha!"

And then it dawned on me as I glanced toward my computer - "Nay, I should be sharing this with other worlds!"

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[spandex_rex]

"Don't knock it until you try it", as I believe the phrase goes!

[spandex_rex]

Oh, but I can assure you that I'm not suffering through it! I'd go so far as to say I'm loving it!

[spandex_rex]

And why is that? Truly it is a remarkable material, just right for a shinobi's clothing needs!

[spandex_rex]

That's what I am, good sir! This is true, but agility, stealth and flexibility are also important, and this speedsuit allows for just that!

[doctor_nerd]

((-Codec sound-))

Snake, don't you know who that is?

[doctor_nerd]

Well if you've been anywhere near anime in the last five years, yes!

It's probably some kid doing a rather good interpretation of Gai, from Naruto.

This all sounds like gibberish to you, doesn't it?

[doctor_nerd]

Sometimes I wonder how you manage from day to day.

[doctor_nerd]

Nothing, Snake. Good luck!

..Sorry, habit.