I fail to understand the current furore surrounding valentines day. I have a boyfriend and I still have to buy my own chocolates ( Read more... )

I woke up and, in the dark of my bedroom, tried to determine whether it was before or after midnight by reason of whether I felt different. It was hard to decide, though perhaps that was mere sleepiness clouding my normally sharper senses. Finally, sitting up and turning my head toward the light pollution pressing at my window, I noticed that the ( Read more... )

Ichigo - I left one of my brother's bespoke suits on your bed this morning. Please put it on and come upstairs.

Bring your camera.

And a hairbrush.

The rain has, as I predicted, dissipated into a humid fug within the walls here. The second floor is subtropic. I am almost sorry that the leaks of last week have, for the most part, been repaired. The air is even more trapped than usual. Everything is clammy. I do not mind sweat, when it has been earned for a reason, but this is ridiculous. I can' ( Read more... )

Tatsuki, you may have your wire wool and scrubbing mitts back. I do not believe I shall be needing them anymore ( Read more... )

Why is there no such thing as a frightening movie anymore? I just sat through two hours of nothing more horrifying than a man in unusual cone-shaped headgear, before tuning in to some late night Twilight Zone.What exactly is so scary about being sent to a cornfield? I have walked through cornfields, they can be a little scratchy on the lower legs, ( Read more... )

It has become traditional, one might say cliche, for a woman to cut her hair during times of transition. Hairdressers are kept in business by their female clients beginning new jobs (requiring a cut as sharp as their suit), going through divorces (the idea that new hair equals a new you, ignoring the statistics that men almost always cheat with ( Read more... )

It would appear that the one unwise thing to do after rinsing out a toaster is use it.

...At least the scorch marks came off the counter top without too much sanding. And it is only a toaster, it can be replaced with little difficulty. I was intending to purchase one in town today, but discovered QVC were dedicating an entire hour to the wonders ( Read more... )

I have never put much stock in the saying 'cleanliness is next to godliness', it seems to me a strange idea given the general standards of hygiene in biblical times. There is, however, something to be said for the process of keeping clean. The grease I found caking the oven walls, ugh. The dust behind the wall units ( Read more... )

Oh.

Help.

Need... water.

Asprin.

a bucket.

Tenten I might be a little late.

How did I get a cocktail umbrella there?