The nine punishments of Mike

[drainboy]

Do not cross me.
Here are the order of punishments, ascending per infraction:

#1 I stab you
#2 I set you on fire
#3 I explode you
#4 I let you drown
#5 I turn you inside out
#6 I crush you
#7 I send you into space
#8 I forgive you
#9 I fire you into the sun

Comments

clarification...

[angelevie]

so - this number 8 - forgiveness one
What kind of stuff does that involve??

I am just trying to workout if it is worth going through the rest of that hell just to be forgiven by you ;)

and how bad would I have to be for you to warrent it as a crossing?

Re: clarification...

[drainboy]

Oh it's all very simple.

If you displease me 7 times and survive to displease me an 8th I will forgive you out of the loveingness of my heart.

If you displease me a 9th time I will fire you into the sun.

And a crossing is equal to 2 minor irkings or 3 mild annoyances.

[channelpenguin]

#10 I don't enliven your sad little life with tawdry tales of my own?

what happened to the soap opera? :-)

[channelpenguin]

Ah...

All the men I know prefer games (board, tabletop, computer) to sex drugs and rock and roll. OR maybe most of them don't get the option :-)

I, of course am firmly of the opposite opinion....sigh.

[drainboy]

Drugs over all else, with friends and hugging and snogging...then sex/computer games, doing whichever I haven't done most recently...then tabletop rpgs...then board games...all with a decent Rock soundtrack.