The nine punishments of Mike

[drainboy]

Do not cross me.
Here are the order of punishments, ascending per infraction:

#1 I stab you
#2 I set you on fire
#3 I explode you
#4 I let you drown
#5 I turn you inside out
#6 I crush you
#7 I send you into space
#8 I forgive you
#9 I fire you into the sun