Im so full of shit its just plain ludicrous. it just sounds real when i write it

so its been radio silence for me for a while ( Read more... )

Sometimes a guy just has to be a guy ( Read more... )

My pirate name is:

Bloody James Kidd


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Ive gotten too lazy in the last few days, i dont wanna put away my laundry again and im too lazy to even post on lj, im just forcing myself to do this cuz i havent done it in a while. anyway the beach yesterday was so freaking awesome, but i say that too much. i cant really imagine going to the beach too much but i think i do, im gonna dig up ( Read more... )

if theres one part of life that really sucks, it would be laundry, putting away laundry in particular, i say that because i just washed a whole crapload of it, and its heaped around me, and i would like to express my extreme disgust at the thought of putting it away. ugh... i really dont wanna do anything right now, but i particularly do not want ( Read more... )

camping is not a good idea in south carolina. my friends tried it last night and they were most likely dismembered by violent raccoons. its so miserable here, its way to hot and its always wet at night, with all the bugs and stuff i cant imagine why anyone would want to go camping. i stayed with them for a while but it started to suck. but then, i ( Read more... )

I cant stand it when people justify things they say or do with what are considered wise sayings and proverbs, or when they use them to explain situations and people. you despise in other people what you hate in yourself, the end justifies the means... heh, the early bird gets the worm <- that one is particularly stupid ( Read more... )

i fell asleep in class to day and fell out of my chair. i smacked my head really hard on the floor. everyone laughed except me, it really hurt. why is it so funny when someone gets hurt? most people think it is, i think it sucked. oh well, i got my insurance info from my bank. it had a pamphlet that had all the major financial points in your life ( Read more... )

today's quote is...
after an unusual and diturbing sound
"good god.. i think i just shat a baby"
lol, right in the middle of a test, normally i try to stay away from stupid humor referring to bodily functions, but that one takes the cake