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[dragonslaving]

AHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE HELL I'M SORRY

ZEL, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. I woke up with--with--A GIRL IN MY BED AND SHE WAS WEARING----WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?! I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING FOR YOU IF--!

MY INNOCENCE.

IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE.

IT'S GOT TO BE.

I HATE THIS CITY.

ohgodsohgodsohGODS

Comments

[rahtilting]

You seem to be forgetting that I did try to stop you. You said that you were 'just getting started' and told me to knock at my own apartment.

[dragonslaving]

AND YOU SEEM TO BE FORGETTING I WAS UNDER A DAMN CURSE. I COULDN'T HELP WHAT I WAS DOING THE SAME WAY YOU COULDN'T HELP THE FACT THAT YOU HAD BOOBS!

[pitfallen]

I-I was never meant to have burn wounds in places like that-BUT THAT'S HARDLY WHAT SHOULD BE PISSING ME OFF THE MOST RIGHT NOW!

Yesterday never happened. NOTHING. Never existed. I'm burning the evidence.

I've woken up next to a bloodied and horrifying cadaver on a nearly daily basis, that kind of thing I can get used to, but this is hands down the most traumatic way to wake up I've ever encountered. Dear Lord, you're the only one in my heart, I swear!

[dragonslaving]

THAT'S RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW YOU.

[pitfallen]

We met before that tho- EXACTLY. RIGHT.

Can I have my clothes back, though? Nevermind, burn them, they're evidence.

................................... Damnit this is awkward......

[FACEPALMING LIKE CRAZY, MAN.]

Filtered to Excel

[dragonslaving]

I'm going to burn the leather outfit. SO YOU BETTER NOT WANT IT BACK BECAUSE I DON'T CARE.

[amazing_guy]

What?

[dragonslaving]

This city is the most terrible place ever and I quit. I QUIT. THEY CAN'T CONFINE ME ANYMORE.

[amazing_guy]

I'm afraid to ask but my curiosity is bugging me.

[dragonslaving]

I officially erased it out of my mind. You really, REALLY don't want want to know.

[hunterborn]

Um... right...

Um... Sorry about all of that yesterday...

...

Hope everything... turned out okay for you...

[dragonslaving]

Oh, everything turned out wonderful. GLORIOUS. PEACHY. I REGRET NOTHING. YESTERDAY DIDN'T HAPPEN.

[hunterborn]

I think most of us are going with the last statement...

[notrlyjesus]

There should be a club for hating this place. And you yell a lot, huh?

[dragonslaving]

Of course. It's another way of saying 'HI, I'M REALLY GODDAMN ANGRY,' unless people prefer the more catastrophic ways of expressing anger. Which I can also do.

[notrlyjesus]

Easily angered.... Heh. THE REST OF US ARE JUST AS CAPABLE OF THE SAME.

[dragonslaving]

THEN WHY CAN'T WE BAND TOGETHER AND JUST BLAST OUR WAY OUT OF HERE? An army of many is way better than an army of one.