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dragonslaving

10 BOOMS

Mar 20, 2008 08:46

AHHHHHHHHHH
WHAT THE HELL I'M SORRY

ZEL, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU. I woke up with--with--A GIRL IN MY BED AND SHE WAS WEARING----WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP ME?! I WOULD HAVE DONE THE SAME THING FOR YOU IF--!

MY INNOCENCE.

IT'S HERE SOMEWHERE.

IT'S GOT TO BE.

I HATE THIS CITY.

ohgodsohgodsohGODS

fireballing, i hate everything, boobs?, woops, i didn't mean to, i hate everyone, caps, what am i wearing?, pix or it didn't happen, it was an accident, oh god, morning consequences, straight again, not so cursed anymore, oops, spazzing out, oh snap, die city die

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pitfallen March 20 2008, 15:59:43 UTC

I-I was never meant to have burn wounds in places like that-BUT THAT'S HARDLY WHAT SHOULD BE PISSING ME OFF THE MOST RIGHT NOW!

Yesterday never happened. NOTHING. Never existed. I'm burning the evidence.

I've woken up next to a bloodied and horrifying cadaver on a nearly daily basis, that kind of thing I can get used to, but this is hands down the most traumatic way to wake up I've ever encountered. Dear Lord, you're the only one in my heart, I swear!

dragonslaving March 20 2008, 18:59:11 UTC

THAT'S RIGHT. I DON'T KNOW YOU.

pitfallen March 20 2008, 19:08:41 UTC

We met before that tho- EXACTLY. RIGHT.

Can I have my clothes back, though? Nevermind, burn them, they're evidence.

................................... Damnit this is awkward......

[FACEPALMING LIKE CRAZY, MAN.]

Filtered to Excel dragonslaving March 20 2008, 19:11:29 UTC

I'm going to burn the leather outfit. SO YOU BETTER NOT WANT IT BACK BECAUSE I DON'T CARE.

Filtered to Lina pitfallen March 20 2008, 19:15:35 UTC

I DON'T WANT ANY OF IT. NONE OF IT WAS MINE IN THE FIRST PLACE, I SWEAR!

................ W-Well, okay, so I was keeping the rope and the duct tape, but NOT FOR THOSE REASONS, DAMNIT!

Burn all of it. What do we do about the witness? Throw 'em in a river or something?

Filter to Excel dragonslaving March 20 2008, 19:17:17 UTC

He'll keep quiet. He's going to keep quiet, because I swear to every deity, dark lord, demi-god, fae, goblin, troll, unborn baby in EXISTENCE that if he doesn't, there will be HELL. TO. PAY.

Filter to Lina pitfallen March 20 2008, 19:22:49 UTC

More than happy to assist with that.

I am officially ejecting any trace of yesterday and this morning from my mind. If that doesn't work, I'm sure it'll go away given enough blunt cranial trauma. Can't possibly be more traumatic than.......... N-Nnn..... Guh.

And if I start to ask myself where those burn marks came from I'll just say I fell into a stray lava pit or something and landed on my butt. Yeah, that'll work.

Filtered to Excel dragonslaving March 20 2008, 19:29:32 UTC

All memories. GONE. I don't know what you're talking about, we barely know each other, life goes ON. Hi, how're you?

Filtered to Lina pitfallen March 20 2008, 19:31:40 UTC

JUST DANDY, THANKS. HOW'S IT GOIN', STRANGER?

Filtered to Excel dragonslaving March 20 2008, 19:36:58 UTC

JUST PEACHY, LADY. LIFE IS A PIECE OF PIE.

Filtered to Lina pitfallen March 20 2008, 19:47:03 UTC

WELL THAT'S SWELL! GOOD TO HEAR.

.................. This working for you?

Filtered to Excel dragonslaving March 20 2008, 19:49:40 UTC

WHY THANK YOU, KIND MA'AM.

...............STOP RUINING THE ILLUSION.

Filtered to Lina pitfallen March 20 2008, 19:52:03 UTC

........................ Maybe the blunt cranial trauma idea wasn't so bad after all.

Filtered to Excel dragonslaving March 20 2008, 19:53:10 UTC

...

Let's do it.

Filtered to Lina pitfallen March 20 2008, 19:54:12 UTC

I'll bring the bat.

Filtered to Excel dragonslaving March 20 2008, 19:56:19 UTC

I'll bring the ice. We're gonna need it.

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