... and no, that's not vampayas.
I am amused (not) that over the course of one outdoor wedding that I got more mosquito bites than I've had all summer. It went very well otherwise (other than me nearly spasming during the processional b/c I was being bit on both arms - I swear I had bug spray on!) and the sky threatened to rain but held off until
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And yet it probably would be 1000x better than reading Breaking Dawn. My brain broke so much just reading Cleolinda's commentary... D8
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You can congratulate yourself on incredible self-control, in the face of extreme provocation. They were lucky you didn't just leap up, scratch and hum the processional real loud as you scratched ("la la la-la" at a rapid speed to get it over, causing the bride to run to the altar. She might have appreciated it, as she was probably being bit like crazy too, especially since she was likely wearing a lot of perfume.
Maybe if you make a habit of this, you need to invest in those clothes saturated with the chemical that repels mosquitoes, good for about 10 washings, and never wash them.
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