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[dragon_father]

*chows down on copious amounts of limstone*

*Heads for straight for the Mindon with a vicious gleam in his eyes*

*distractions yay!* :D

*roars and belches flame over random houses on his way there* >:D

*charges at the tower and crashes into it with considerable force*

ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!!! BEST SCRATCHING-POST EVER!!!

Comments

[bastard_irmo]

Oh for FUCK'S sake...

[dragon_father]

*belches flame at you with a cackle* >:D

[bastard_irmo]

*demanifests as his mun drags him kicking and screaming to the cupboard before he can do anything useful*

*spends the next hour there hotboxing said cupboard with all the other puppets*

[lomion_maeglin]

FUCKING SHIT!!! *grabs some things* *gets the mandos out of there*

[_daeron]

MY BEDSIT APARTMENT IS ON FIRE!!!!

*runs outside to save his music and flutes*

*sees a scaley leg with mithril claws on the foot*

*looks up*
*and up*
*and up*
*and up*

Crud.

[dragon_father]

*growls*

*brings his head down to your level and looks you in the eye*

Scared, little elf?

[_daeron]

*squeaks*

Uh-huh.

[dragon_father]

Good. Because if you weren't, that would just take all the fun out of it.

*flips you up in the air with his nose, then belts you through the air with his tail*

ELF CRICKET, WHOOO!

[_mahal]

*manifests*

:O

YOU SMELLY, SCALEY BASTARD, I JUST FIXED THAT!!!

*sees elves flying through the air and lots of abodes in flames* >:|

[dragon_father]

Bring it, you old souse!

*breathes fire at you*

[_mahal]

SHIT!

*demanifests back to Vana*

[_kementari]

*pours down rain* :|