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[dragon_father]

Well shit. When will elves learn that trees are big, heavy dangerous things and aren't loffly after all?

*goes to the temple*

Hello? Can someone help me with my tail?

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[_thuringwethil]

My word, what happened?

[_thuringwethil]

*cackles*

This truly is priceless in its own hideous way.

It's one of those things that when you've had a bad day you can just look at and realise how stupid elves actually are.

[dragon_father]

hehehe...ackackack...yeah. Silly buggers.

Don't write bad poetry, don't leave palantiri lying around where anyone can pick them up and most of all, don't sleep in a dragon's hunting grounds!

[_thuringwethil]

What amazes me is how they live so long being that thick!

[dragon_father]

It's just a combination of luck and safety in numbers. Notice, when one of them goes of on their own, bad things happen.

[_thuringwethil]

Ah yes. Like cattle.

[dragon_father]

Exactly. Away from the herd, they're helpless.

[_thuringwethil]

And in no time at all we can systematically pick them off one by one...

[dragon_father]

*dragon-cackles*

[_thuringwethil]

*scratches your chin*

[dragon_father]

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

You've got the best nails for that.

[_thuringwethil]

Flattery will get you everywhere.

[dragon_father]

*grins*

It's true. I have a thick hide, your nails are lovely and sharp.

[_thuringwethil]

Well they do make it so much easier when you want to rip someone's heart out and devour it in front of their dying eyes.