FIC: Three Dog Night

[dragged_up]

To distract from irritating match results, have some (TOTALLY OVERAGE, SIXAPART) big gay smut. =)

And if I know you IRL and you read this for some baffling reason, just... don't tell me. It's all Uko's fault anyway.

Title: Three Dog Night
Authors: Silver (dragged_up) and Uko (bottle_of_smoke)
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Alan Smith/David Beckham/Gary Neville, David Beckham/

Comments

[bottle_of_smoke]

Lololol porn.

Seriously though, that's what it is. And I'm only commenting so people think someone's read it when they scroll past =)

Yay, this icon is relevent.

[dragged_up]

Cheater =)

S'true though.

[yanks02]

Heeeeeee.

Alan is relieving David of his shirt when Gary says, "Remember to fold yer clothes, Smudger, otherwise that cunt there'll do it for you 'alfway through suckin' you off."

Alan thinks he's joking until David says, "I only did that once," meanwhile plucking his shirt from Alan's hands and folding it neatly over a chair.

That probably wins everything in the world.

[dragged_up]

I love Becks and his obsessive-compulsive tendencies.

Thanks for the comment, and glad you liked it. =3 (And Jesus Christ you're quick!)

[pippopippo]

Oh, I'm delighted-haven't read yet, mind you, but it's the same combination of authors that brought 'For the Benefit of Mr. Hargreaves', no? I really enjoyed that and I'll look forward to reading this one too, even though the pairings aren't my usual cups of tea. =)

[dragged_up]

That would be us, yes. =) Hope it doesn't disappoint you!

It's lovely to get comments like this from non-United fans, by the way. Nothing nicer than "I don't usually like this, but..." (Also, I feel I should point out that - while I didn't think to comment at the time - you wrote the only Gerrard/Xabi fic (by which I mean drabble) that I've ever actually read and liked. Magnificent stuff, and I'm afraid I only just remembered it so sorry about the incredibly belated comment and not actually remembering which it was. ANYWAY. All this babbling is just to say that I'm very, very pleased that you enjoyed our Hargreaves fic because you're a remarkable writer.)

[pippopippo]

Not at all! I'm impressed; not unlike 'Mr. Hargreaves', you managed to mix humor with very, very hot porn-neither is easy to achieve on its own, so when together it's even more of a treat!

Too many quotable lines; it's overall extremely well-written...which is why I'm especially flattered that with your compliments! Thank you and I hope to read more from you guys. =)

[dragged_up]

Thank you! I'm thrilled to hear that both the humour and the porn came across as intended, as that's certainly what we aimed for. Glad you enjoyed it. =)

[guede_mazaka]

Mwaha! That last line just sold this story for me. People keep telling me I need to look into Alan Smith, and I'm still 'ehh', but every once in a while a fic like this makes me look again.

[dragged_up]

Hee. I took a while to warm up to Smudger - at first glance I thought he seemed a bit bland - but I now absolutely adore the bugger, so he can grow on you a bit. And he is marvelous for porn.

Thanks for the comment. =)

[esther_91]

OMGZ BANANA!ALAN. help. hawt. XD

Uh, okay, so you had me LOL-ing like mad. And 'For the benefits of Mr. Hargreaves', too, if I may randomly add that. I can't even comment properly because I keep scrolling up all the time, re-reading the passages I liked the most. Your David/Gary is love! ♥

A definite case of 'adding to memories' for me :))

[dragged_up]

Aww, thank you. Great to see that other people appreciate our stupid sense of humour. (And yes, Alan-with-banana is a fantastic mental image. Who can blame Becks for being interested, really?)

David/Gary is always love. ♥

Thank you very much for the great comment. =) Lovely icon, BTW!

[esther_91]

Maybe my sense of humour is stupid, too, but I absolutely love yours. XD.

And really, I couldn't blame Becks, at all. It's human?! :P

[dragged_up]

And really, I couldn't blame Becks, at all. It's human?! :P

Exactly! No one could resist that. ;)