Letter, Abraham Van Helsing, M.D., D.Ph., D.Lit., etc., etc., to Dr Seward

[van_helsing1897]

2 September.

My good Friend, -

When I received your letter I am already coming to you. By good fortune I can leave just at once, without wrong to any of those who have trusted me.

Comments

[stokerbramwell]

Man, look at that list of degrees. And yet Dracula still speaks English better than he does.

[elettaria]

DRACULA: Ah, my beloved! Let me drink your blood! Drink mine in return and you will enter into eternal life!
SHRINKING MAIDEN: Eternal life?
DRACULA: Well, for certain values of "life". You may have to spend eternity locked in my decaying castle, although I do have some rather cute chicks you can hang out with.
SHRINKING MAIDEN: Nah, doesn't really appeal, I've got a deadline this week.
DRACULA: But you will gain access to my wondrous library and you will magically learn to speak faultless English, albeit with a seductive Eastern European accent!
SHRINKING MAIDEN: Do I get a research grant?
DRACULA: I suppose so.
SHRINKING MAIDEN: You're on.

[stokerbramwell]

I would respond to that lovely bit of wittiness, but I am far too transfixed by your icon. Whence comes the quote?

[elettaria]

Google it, and then, for additional fun, try running the site through Regender. Are you ready to accept Jessica Christ into your heart?

[telegram_]

"Letter, Abraham Van Helsing, M.D., D.Ph., D.Lit., etc., etc"

haha. that tickles.

[sulinpanda]

Gawd, that's hard to read.

[mbwun]

i just recognised your icon *giggle*

[emily_and_rain]

This was always my favorite letter, because it ment my fav. caricter was coming in. This man ROCKS.

[dracschick]

I dunno if I would trust a doctor with so many degrees after his name. Reads like a hack to me:)