FIC: Compliments to the Chef (NC-17)

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Title: Compliments to the Chef
Author: dracogotgame
Prompt: # 60
Summary: Harry’s latest assignment is a toughie. He’s been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit. Chef Malfoy is not going to make this easy.
Rating: NC 17
Warning(s): Angry Sex, Swearing
Word Count: 5,100
Author's Notes: Who doesn’t want to write Draco as

Comments

[birdsofshore]

OMG! My prompt! Well, first of all, I have to say the warnings of "angry sex and swearing" made me very happy and I hadn't even started the fic. :DD

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Harry's honest observations interspersing the story made me laugh, and I loved Pansy telling him to write all he liked about Draco's tantrums. The descriptions of the kitchens were great, with whisks zooming about and such.

Malfoy's entrance was PERFECT! OMG, I just love him as a bastard chef. So glad you really went for it with the swearing and rudeness, LOL. The description of him stomping around furiously in his chef's garb and yelling at Harry to get on with it was yummy. This was completely the dynamic I was looking for.

"“Get out of my way!” Malfoy snarled, grabbing hold of the bowl and stirring viciously. “And pay attention! You just wasted thirty minutes of your life on this stupid batter! Unless you plan to marry this bowl of goop you have no bleeding business wasting this much time on it! This is not love-making! This is a fuck! A fast, dirty fuck in the back of an alley,

[dracogotgame]

Haha! Yay for long, spoilery comment! *happy dances*

I love that you loved everything about this fic. It was just so much fun to write. The prompt was gold! Everything just played out so easily, and I was actually a bit surprised at how well Draco took to being a rude arsehole chef. But no, he just wrote himself with the screaming and the swearing and the arse smacking XD

Anyhoo, thank you for the best prompt I have ever had to work with! It was a barrel of laughs and I am so glad you enjoyed the end result. I had way too much fun getting there :D

Unredeemed!Malfoy FTW!

[capitu]

Oh my god, this was all kinds of awesome. :D

I loved how quickly paced it is, it's just perfect for the story, indeed! I was to say quick and nasty only because I love that bit so so much. lol

You know, at that scene, when Harry looked at the desert, I was all,

OH, NO, HE WOULDN'T!

And then. . .

OH, YES, HE DID!

Go Harry! :D Ohhh, and,

“Coming in here and distracting me with your stupid fucking glasses and your stupid messy hair and your stupid perfect arse. During rush hour, no less! Admit it, Potter! You’re trying to ruin me!”

!!!!!!! *loves*

And god, so hot and perfect at the end. I loved this so much! Thank you!

[dracogotgame]

Thank you so much for reccing this, darling! You are so very sweet *hugs*

I am so glad you enjoyed it because really, I had way too much fun writing this fic XD

Thank you for such lovely words. I can always count on you to make my fics something special *smishes forevah*

[iwao]

HAHHAAA! This is BRILLIANT!! I want their date now!! <33

[dracogotgame]

Thank you, darling! Ah, not sure if I'm writing a sequel yet but if I do you'll be the first to know :D

[nenne]

Hungry for more indeed. *G*

[dracogotgame]

So very hungry XD

[fantasyfiend09]

This was delicious and left me very hungry. It was so very funny and hot. I loved Pansy laying the rules mend Draco being such a terror. It was rather cute how shocked he was that someone--and of course it was Harry--not doing what he wanted.

[dracogotgame]

Thank you so much, lovely! I really enjoyed writing this fic, especially the bit about Draco just not getting why stupid Potter won't do as he said XD I'm so glad you liked it too <3 Thank you for a lovely comment, as per usual ;)