FIC: Compliments to the Chef (NC-17)

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Title: Compliments to the Chef
Author: dracogotgame
Prompt: # 60
Summary: Harry’s latest assignment is a toughie. He’s been sent in to interview the newest face on the magical food and wine circuit. Chef Malfoy is not going to make this easy.
Rating: NC 17
Warning(s): Angry Sex, Swearing
Word Count: 5,100
Author's Notes: Who doesn’t want to write Draco as

Comments

[birdsofshore]

OMG! My prompt! Well, first of all, I have to say the warnings of "angry sex and swearing" made me very happy and I hadn't even started the fic. :DD

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Harry's honest observations interspersing the story made me laugh, and I loved Pansy telling him to write all he liked about Draco's tantrums. The descriptions of the kitchens were great, with whisks zooming about and such.

Malfoy's entrance was PERFECT! OMG, I just love him as a bastard chef. So glad you really went for it with the swearing and rudeness, LOL. The description of him stomping around furiously in his chef's garb and yelling at Harry to get on with it was yummy. This was completely the dynamic I was looking for.

"“Get out of my way!” Malfoy snarled, grabbing hold of the bowl and stirring viciously. “And pay attention! You just wasted thirty minutes of your life on this stupid batter! Unless you plan to marry this bowl of goop you have no bleeding business wasting this much time on it! This is not love-making! This is a fuck! A fast, dirty fuck in the back of an alley, a quick and nasty in a toilet stall in a skeevy pub down the street! You go in, show that batter what for and you get out. That’s what you do! Do you understand?”

LOLOL. You are too funny, MA. I loved all Malfoy's putdowns so much!

The gateau feeding was hot. And then I held my breath as Harry stood up to Malfoy and he ordered everyone out of the kitchen. AND LOCKED THE DOOR. Noooooo, I thought. He's not actually going to...

AND YES, HE DID. Oh! I loved the hot and dirty groping and kissing with saucepans clanging around them.

The question is can you put your mascarpone where your mouth is?”

:DDDD

Olive oil FTW! And Malfoy prepping Harry like he was just another dish :D

He was thick and almost ridiculously long

WOOHOO!

“I’ll fucking show you three stars!”

LOL! I'm alternately hooting and fanning myself. God, I do love it when it's hot AND funny. Malfoy's smug confidence is delicious. And as for this:

“Well, I don’t like you either,” he replied, speaking slowly and clearly - undoubtedly for Harry’s benefit. “But I do like shagging you, so we will definitely be seeing each other again.”

AHAHAHAHAHA!
And OMG, he smacked Harry's arse. I adore your wonderfully unredeemed Malfoy. Five stars, indeed. Thank you so much for doing wonders with my rather silly prompt. This was a real romp of a fic and put a big grin on my face.

[dracogotgame]

Haha! Yay for long, spoilery comment! *happy dances*

I love that you loved everything about this fic. It was just so much fun to write. The prompt was gold! Everything just played out so easily, and I was actually a bit surprised at how well Draco took to being a rude arsehole chef. But no, he just wrote himself with the screaming and the swearing and the arse smacking XD

Anyhoo, thank you for the best prompt I have ever had to work with! It was a barrel of laughs and I am so glad you enjoyed the end result. I had way too much fun getting there :D

Unredeemed!Malfoy FTW!