absenceofmind (bonus)
anonymous
August 31 2010, 19:08:00 UTC
Fandom: Inception Pairing/character/gen: Arthur/Eames. (you musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling ...)
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Inside one of many shops on Saville Row, a kindly young tailor showed a handsome customer dozens of swatch books, before they settled on a grey cheviot with an herringbone weave.
"And now, sir, if you will kindly step through?"
Inside the fitting room the tailor silently took Eames' measurements. He knelt to measure the customer's inseam, then looked up and asked, "Do you dress right or left, sir?"
"Why don't you find out?"
"Oh, I will," Arthur said, "and while I'm at it --" he whipped out the tape measure.
After that, they didn't roleplay for a few months.
Re: absenceofmind (bonus)absenceofmindSeptember 10 2010, 05:31:45 UTC
AHAHAHAHAHAHA XDDDDDDDD
POOR EAMES!!!!
although this is more calculated to make me go OWWWWW than AWWWWW (either a wound to his cock or his ego was involved--easy to confuse the two, with a man), i still love you so much for writing it for me. EAMES AND ARTHUR ROLEPLAYING PORN, WUNDERBAR. (before the last line i was actually a wee bit o_0 by the "dressing to the right or left" question, ahaha. like, "wow, do they really ask that?!")
petronia (bonus)
anonymous
August 31 2010, 22:03:01 UTC
Fandom: Pairing/character/gen: Scott/Ramona
Scott Pilgrim never learned. That was the charming thing about him. He only remembered the good times, and forgot every time she was cruel or yelled at him because she was having a bad day.
Scott Pilgrim never learned. That was the infuriating thing about him. He followed a reverse golden rule: don’t blame others, and maybe they won’t blame you (when it’s your fault).
At this point in her life, Ramona was wiling to trade the boyfriend who would treat her as well as she deserved for the boyfriend who would forgive her as easily as he forgave himself.
petronia (bonus)
anonymous
August 31 2010, 22:07:19 UTC
Fandom: Scott Pilgrim Pairing/character/gen: Wallace and Scott
It was Wallace's first day at work. Naturally, Scott chose just after 2pm (when he virtuously got up to bring in the newspapers) to lock himself out. Wallace was being a pal and extending his lunch break to let him in, but his co-workers were giving him a hard time.
"Yes, he’s my roommate. Contrary to what you might think, a gay dude and a straight(ish) dude can share a room and a bed and still just be friends."
"Okay, but... why are you leaving, then?"
That was a good point. "I'm not, Wallace said, and returned to his cubicle.
omg, I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I can't believe Chrissie made a(NOTHER) new fandom. It is so like her. I don't even know these two CRAZY KIDS, but I'm a fan. <3
Re: tongariabsenceofmindSeptember 10 2010, 07:50:03 UTC
L2 the UNDER-APPRECIATED ARTIST.
i feel like we should just legitimize this fandom and make everyone write for it. TONGARI CAN ILLUSTRATE. come on, you know she'd be SO BRILLIANT AT IT.
sesame_seed
anonymous
September 1 2010, 02:01:16 UTC
Fandom: Inception Character(s): Ensemble
And that was how, at just twenty-five, Ariadne became the leader of a tightly-knit, highly competent team of dream-infiltrators -- and in the market for a protégé.
"Without the Architect,” she said, “the mission falls apart. This is turning into a real industry -- we need to think about the future.”
No argument from the guys. They remembered needing Cobb on board.
“There’s no physics there, so we don’t need anyone classically trained.” So they poached an environments artist from LucasArts.
"This," she promised, "is going to be even BIGGER than videogames. And we are in on the ground floor."
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Pairing/character/gen: Arthur/Eames. (you musn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling ...)
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Inside one of many shops on Saville Row, a kindly young tailor showed a handsome customer dozens of swatch books, before they settled on a grey cheviot with an herringbone weave.
"And now, sir, if you will kindly step through?"
Inside the fitting room the tailor silently took Eames' measurements. He knelt to measure the customer's inseam, then looked up and asked, "Do you dress right or left, sir?"
"Why don't you find out?"
"Oh, I will," Arthur said, "and while I'm at it --" he whipped out the tape measure.
After that, they didn't roleplay for a few months.
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POOR EAMES!!!!
although this is more calculated to make me go OWWWWW than AWWWWW (either a wound to his cock or his ego was involved--easy to confuse the two, with a man), i still love you so much for writing it for me. EAMES AND ARTHUR ROLEPLAYING PORN, WUNDERBAR. (before the last line i was actually a wee bit o_0 by the "dressing to the right or left" question, ahaha. like, "wow, do they really ask that?!")
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Pairing/character/gen: Scott/Ramona
Scott Pilgrim never learned. That was the charming thing about him. He only remembered the good times, and forgot every time she was cruel or yelled at him because she was having a bad day.
Scott Pilgrim never learned. That was the infuriating thing about him. He followed a reverse golden rule: don’t blame others, and maybe they won’t blame you (when it’s your fault).
At this point in her life, Ramona was wiling to trade the boyfriend who would treat her as well as she deserved for the boyfriend who would forgive her as easily as he forgave himself.
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Pairing/character/gen: Wallace and Scott
It was Wallace's first day at work. Naturally, Scott chose just after 2pm (when he virtuously got up to bring in the newspapers) to lock himself out. Wallace was being a pal and extending his lunch break to let him in, but his co-workers were giving him a hard time.
"Yes, he’s my roommate. Contrary to what you might think, a gay dude and a straight(ish) dude can share a room and a bed and still just be friends."
"Okay, but... why are you leaving, then?"
That was a good point. "I'm not, Wallace said, and returned to his cubicle.
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(Also, what, they share a bed...?)
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Pairing/character/gen: World of Warcraft/Lineage 2
L2 spends three weeks designing his outfit for the E3 costume ball.
Finally, he surveys his handiwork, pleased. His rival will have to work hard to match him, and WoW never does that.
Except -- "What are you going as?"
"Myself," says WoW, unabashed. He's in a faded T-shirt and jeans that haven't been washed for a century. "Well, shit. Don't you look kinky."
"Take those off at once."
"Anything you say, babe." He runs a hand down L2's shoulderblade, around the single wing, and L2 shivers.
Neither show up at the ball, after all.
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i feel like we should just legitimize this fandom and make everyone write for it. TONGARI CAN ILLUSTRATE. come on, you know she'd be SO BRILLIANT AT IT.
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omg to quote amei tears are literally coming out from everywhere I laughed so harddd
it's so perfect. In so few words. WOW WOULD SO DO THAT. L2 WOULD SO DO THAT. I BET HIS OUTFIT REVEALS THONGS WHEN HE RUNS
I LOVE YOU
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Character(s): Ensemble
And that was how, at just twenty-five, Ariadne became the leader of a tightly-knit, highly competent team of dream-infiltrators -- and in the market for a protégé.
"Without the Architect,” she said, “the mission falls apart. This is turning into a real industry -- we need to think about the future.”
No argument from the guys. They remembered needing Cobb on board.
“There’s no physics there, so we don’t need anyone classically trained.” So they poached an environments artist from LucasArts.
"This," she promised, "is going to be even BIGGER than videogames. And we are in on the ground floor."
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Thank youuuu. ♥
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I second sesame_seed for Blizzard or Square, or maybe even NaughtyDog. :DDDDD
Love this. *_*
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