Holy crap

[dr_joan_leland]

Part of one of my teeth came out at lunch today. I bit into an apple, there was an unpleasant pulling sensation, and suddenly I was holding part of a tooth in my hand. There is no emoticon in the world that could properly convey my horror.

It was part of the fillings I had to get after my teeth were cracked during that incident where I was murdered

Comments

[harvey_twoface]

I'm so sorry to hear that, Joan. You need a vacation, huh? I would offer, but I think we already know how that would end.

[dr_joan_leland]

Harvey, did you just turn my tooth falling out into a come-on?

[harvey_twoface]

I'm just talented like that.

[dr_joan_leland]

Talented is not the word I'd use to describe it.

[helenahuntress]

...That is one of the worst things I have ever heard or had to picture.

My mouth hurts now. Jesus Christ.

[dr_joan_leland]

Once I figured out I wasn't bleeding, it wasn't that bad. Beyond the part where my tooth had come out.

So actually, it was pretty horrifying.

[mastahwayne]

Ew...

I don't suppose there's anything I could do to help with that?

[dr_joan_leland]

Unless you have the power to fix other peoples' teeth just by looking at them, probably not.

[mastahwayne]

We could give it a try, but I don't think it would work.

[feartoxin]

Good God, that's awful.

[dr_joan_leland]

Yes, yes it was. So, Jon, why don't you come to Arkham and talk to me?

[feartoxin]

I think not, Doctor. Good luck at the dentist's.

[dr_joan_leland]

You're going to end up here eventually, Jon. It would go much easier for you if you turn yourself in now.