Holy crap

[dr_joan_leland]

Part of one of my teeth came out at lunch today. I bit into an apple, there was an unpleasant pulling sensation, and suddenly I was holding part of a tooth in my hand. There is no emoticon in the world that could properly convey my horror.

It was part of the fillings I had to get after my teeth were cracked during that incident where I was murdered

Comments

[feartoxin]

Good God, that's awful.

[dr_joan_leland]

Yes, yes it was. So, Jon, why don't you come to Arkham and talk to me?

[feartoxin]

I think not, Doctor. Good luck at the dentist's.

[dr_joan_leland]

You're going to end up here eventually, Jon. It would go much easier for you if you turn yourself in now.

[feartoxin]

Why on Earth would I do that? I hardly belong in an asylum. Run-of-the-mill therapy, perhaps, but most criminals (indeed, most people) would benefit from that.

I'm enjoying myself far too much to turn myself in, Leland.

[dr_joan_leland]

Have it your way, Jon. But this won't end well for you.

[feartoxin]

Don't be so sure.