Comments | downmarketguru: JC we hardly knew ye!

downmarketguru

JC we hardly knew ye!

May 31, 2006 21:34

I don't know if you believe all that crap in the Bible about Jesus always being a peaceloving savior who preached tolerance, healed the sick and sacrificed himself for the sake of us miserable losers. Jesus didn't fuck around. Take for example the time he freaked out and went totally berzerk on the money changers in the temple. Motherfucker whooped ( Read more... )

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anonymous June 1 2006, 03:22:16 UTC

God has a sense of humor. Look at the platypus.

downmarketguru June 2 2006, 00:00:36 UTC

An excellent point O Masked Stranger. The platypus and psychedelic mushrooms are proof positive...

tipgardner June 1 2006, 11:11:52 UTC

Nice, Alex...Nice...You are a truly sick individual. One imagines that you and the Deity have a lot in common. ;P

downmarketguru June 1 2006, 23:57:25 UTC

My brotha!
You back from Banglore / Reykjavik / Hong Kong / Paris / Rome / London / Milan / Berlin / Montreal / Johannesburg yet? Shit we gotta get together for those pints soon, it's already disgustingly hot and sticky in NYC. Hope your passport didn't get confiscated again!

inspiredlife June 1 2006, 16:23:13 UTC

Fuck, Alex, I can't even come up with a decent comment for this. Sick, bitter and twisted goodness.

downmarketguru June 1 2006, 23:50:26 UTC

Thanks for the kind words inspiredlife. You inspire me to write / draw more adventures of everyone's favorite insane avatar of Jehovah!

inspiredlife June 3 2006, 05:46:58 UTC

Well, glad to be of service. Of course, i'm the one who's going to benefit here. btw, hope you don't mind the familiarity. Tip's mentioned you few times.

Also, the Acela is overrated. If I can survive the flight from Boston to Manhattan on a regular basis I'm sure you'll be just fine.

mereol June 1 2006, 18:15:38 UTC

God does indeed have a sense of humor. No one crashes going INTO Boston; it's only when they're trying to get out.

downmarketguru June 1 2006, 23:53:11 UTC

Well shit, guess I'm taking the Acela back to Manhattan...

mereol June 2 2006, 00:20:29 UTC

!!!

inspiredlife June 23 2006, 13:36:54 UTC

So, there's been some debate between the Tipster and I about whether today is in fact your birthday or if you've just picked an arbitrary date to put up on your LJ. Tip said something about you being an Autumnal equinox sort.

All this to say...Happy maybe birthday! I'd offer to take you for a celebratory drink at Schillers but I'm not sure the bartenders would appreciate it. Have a great one and try not to get arrested, yeah? And even if it's not your birthday, happy Friday! ;D

downmarketguru July 5 2006, 22:56:53 UTC

A belated thank you for your birthday wishes! I chose 6/23 because I am a dedicated Discordian despite the fact that my chaos-loving brethern decry my sometimes violent ways. The number 23 is significant to Discordians (and the world at large) in many ways, such as 23 chromosomes in the human DNA, 23 skidoo, 23 apples for Eris, the 23rd hexagram of the I Ching, December 23 2012 (of the Mayan calendar), 23 was my hockey jersey number from grammar school all the way through college, 23 Grand Masters in the Knights Templar, etc. I could go on but I'm not sure you have the proper clearance. In any event, 6/23 is probably one of the purest dates for the Enigma 23 principal (2*3 = 6 / 23). And there you have it!

P.S. no recent arrests, just a few court dates to attend, hence my lack of posting. But don't worry, I'll get back in the saddle as soon as I'm exonerated by the wheels of justice!

inspiredlife July 5 2006, 23:07:15 UTC

I was starting to worry that you had, in fact, been arrested. Good luck with being exonerated by the wheels of justice. That's a decent ambition.

Damn, so Tip was right. Thanks for that informative discourse of the number 23. 'Twas rather interesting even if I don't have the right clearance.